The Best 6 Groucho Marx Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Groucho Marx jokes. There are some groucho marx laughingstock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these groucho marx ussr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Groucho Marx Jokes and Puns

"outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"

"inside of a dog, its too dark to read"-Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx is on TV, interviewing a woman with 14 children

— My god, that's a lot of children! How can you do this?

— I love my husband a lot…

— Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas...

How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.

- Groucho Marx

The sore throat

Carl, a young man, woke up and suffered from an awful sore throat and all but lost his voice. The small town's doctor operated out of his own home, so Carl made his way over, scratching at his sore throat.

Dr. Wendell's wife answered the door, "Yes?"
Carl, in a very quiet, breathy voice replied, "Is the doctor in?"
Mrs. Wendell replied in the same whispering tone, "No.... come on in!"

*-Groucho Marx*

I remember the first time I had sex...

I kept the receipt.
(by Groucho Marx)


Groucho Marx told this on You Bet Your Life

Why does a cow give buttermilk?

What else can a cow give but her milk?

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