Groucho Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Groucho jokes. There are some groucho goodnight jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these groucho love puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical Groucho Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

Groucho Marx is on TV, interviewing a woman with 14 children

— My god, that's a lot of children! How can you do this?

— I love my husband a lot…

— Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas...

How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.

- Groucho Marx

"I have 14 children, Groucho"

Woman: I have 14 children, Groucho .

Groucho: You have 14 children? Why do you have so many kids?

Woman: Because I love my husband .

Groucho: I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while.

Groucho Marx told this on You Bet Your Life

Why does a cow give buttermilk?

What else can a cow give but her milk?

I remember the first time I had sex...

I kept the receipt.
(by Groucho Marx)

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