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Groucho Marx is on TV, interviewing a woman with 14 children
— My god, that's a lot of children! How can you do this?
— I love my husband a lot…
— Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!
What happened when Karl Marx got his tax return?
He became Groucho
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas...
How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.
- Groucho Marx
"I have 14 children, Groucho"
Woman: I have 14 children, Groucho .
Groucho: You have 14 children? Why do you have so many kids?
Woman: Because I love my husband .
Groucho: I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while.
Groucho Marx told this on You Bet Your Life
Why does a cow give buttermilk?
What else can a cow give but her milk?
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