The Best 6 Grouch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grouch jokes. There are some grouch grouchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grouch leonardo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grouch Jokes and Puns

Groucho Marx is on TV, interviewing a woman with 14 children

— My god, that's a lot of children! How can you do this?

— I love my husband a lot…

— Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Where did Oscar the Grouch get all of his opiates from?

Poppy street

I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.

Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.

Oscar the Grouch recently proclaimed his love to me.

With a song called "I Love Trash"


Groucho Marx told this on You Bet Your Life

Why does a cow give buttermilk?

What else can a cow give but her milk?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grouch leo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grouch eeyore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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