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Grotto Jokes

3 grotto jokes and hilarious grotto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grotto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Grotto Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good grotto joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

So this Pharaoh was making a dinner reservation...

Tutankhamen- I'd like to make a reservation for dinner, it's a special occasion. Name, Tutankhamen.
Restaurant Host- Oh, nice, who will you be dining with?
Tutankhamen- Oh my wife, also my sister and step-mother.
Restaurant Host- Ok, I'll put you in for a table for four, near the grotto.
Tutankhamen- Four? I'm just bringing Ankhesenamun.

Why was Santa forced to shut his grotto?

He was being investigated by the Elf and Safety Executive.
Only 341 days 'til Christmas!

What do you call someone who's been banned from the p**... mansion?

Persona non grotto

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