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What's the grossest number?

6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle.

A guy walks into a diner and sees the fry cook, with one arm, making hamburger patties by smashing meat under his armpit...

The guy complains to his waiter that using his armpit to make burger patties is the grossest thing a fry cook could ever do to prepare food.
The waiter responds, I assure you it's not. In the morning he makes donuts.

When I was a teenager I saw my grandparents having s**......

...It was the grossest thing I ever saw...
...once I finished.

Grossest joke I know

A l**... walks into a bar and asks the bartender if they serve lepers there. The bartender says of course and the man orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer in front of him and then gets a horrible expression on his face, turns around and vomits in the sink. The l**... apologizes and offers to leave but the bartender says, "It's not you. It's not you."
Time for another beer and the bartender looks at him and throws up again. The l**... stands up to leave and apologizes again, thanking the man for his kindness and the bartender says, "It's not you-it's the guy behind you dipping his crackers in your back!"


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