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56 groove jokes and hilarious groove puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about groove that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Groove Short Jokes

Short groove jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The groove humour may include short grip jokes also.

  1. A lesbian couple are building a house next to me... They're not going to use any studs. It's all tongue and groove.
  2. Why are lesbian carpenters the most successful? No Studs, everything is tongue & groove, and all projects are done lickety split!
  3. How can you tell a house was built by lesbian carpenters? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove.
  4. Did you hear about the all-lesbian construction company? They don't use studs. Only tongue and groove.
  5. Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove

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  6. How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter? There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
  7. Did you hear about the house the l**... built? Not a stud in the place, it's all tongue 'n' groove
  8. I'm building a brothel for l**.... No studs in the building, it's all tongue and groove.
  9. One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?
    A t**....
  10. Have you heard about the new condo complex for l**...? It's all tongue in groove construction. Not a stud in the whole place.

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Groove One Liners

Which groove one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with groove? I can suggest the ones about groin and cove.

  1. How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin? None. It is all tongue and groove
  2. How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove.
  3. What is the best flooring for a lesbian couple? Tongue and Groove.
  4. The House that the Lesbian Built. It was all tongue and groove. Not a stud inside.
  5. I made a vinyl disc with grooves in 2 minutes. I think that's a record.
  6. What's a Lesbian's favourite type of flooring? Tounge in Groove.
  7. What is a builder's favourite pickup line? I'd like to put my tongue in your groove.
  8. How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove.
  9. cutting wood is like making music once you get in the groove, it gets easier
  10. Remember that song, Groove is in the Heart? I always thought it was Dee Liteful.
  11. What puts the groove into pearl clams? "EBB AND FLOWWWWWWWW"
  12. How did Stella get her groove back?
    Permission from Chuck Norris.
  13. Hippie chicks apply their tampons... ...up tight, outta sight and in the groove.
  14. What do you call a scratched LP? An LP with a new groove.
  15. how many screws hold together a l**... bed? None it's all tongue and groove

Tongue And Groove Jokes

Here is a list of funny tongue and groove jokes and even better tongue and groove puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the house the l**... built? It was all tongue and groove, and not a stud in sight.
  • What type of construction do l**... use for their houses?? Tongue in groove
  • What happens when two l**... build a house? It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
  • Did you hear about the log cabin that was build by l**...? There were no nails used, it was all tongue and groove.
  • l**...' FLOORING Q. Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?
    A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
  • Did you hear about the house built by l**...? There are no nails, screws, or studs and it's all tongue and groove.
  • What's a l**... favorite flooring Tongue in groove
  • Did you hear about the house the l**... built? All tongue and groove, no studs. I heard they did it lickety split too!
  • What is a l**... favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove
  • Did you hear about the l**... that built a house yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove
Groove joke, Did you hear about the l**... that built a house

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about groove can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of groove puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Groove Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about groove you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make groove prank.

A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle.

A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle. Suddenly a genie burst forth and yelled,
"YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY 1000 YEAR PRISON, WHAT DO YOU DESIRE? I WILL GIVE YOU THREE WISHES!"
The Hippie looks at the genie and says, "Cool man. I want too be Uptight, Out of sight, and in the groove."
So the genie turns him into a t**....

Why cant the l**... build a house?

All tong and groove but not a stud in sight!

A hippy finds a magic lamp.

He rubs it and a genie comes out and asks "What is your wish?" The hippy says "Man, I just want to be up tight, out of sight, and in the groove." So the genie turns him into a t**....

Good Friday / Easter Joke

So it's after the resurrection and boy is Jesus in the mood for some partying. He gets the disciples together and heads for the club!
They hit the dance floor, but something is wrong - Jesus just can't seem to get in groove with the music. He tries and tries, but finally yells out. . .
Help! I've risen and I can't get down!

How do you know your in a l**... house?

No studs. It's all tongue and groove

Groove joke, How do you know your in a l**... house?

jokes about groove

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The impact of these groove jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.