Groove Jokes
29 groove jokes and hilarious groove puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about groove that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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how many screws hold together a l**... bed?
None it's all tongue and groove
How do lesbian carpenters work?
No studs. All tongue in groove.
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One from the 1970's . . .
What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?
A t**....
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A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle.
A Hippie was walking along the beach line when he kicked a bottle. Suddenly a genie burst forth and yelled,
"YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY 1000 YEAR PRISON, WHAT DO YOU DESIRE? I WILL GIVE YOU THREE WISHES!"
The Hippie looks at the genie and says, "Cool man. I want too be Uptight, Out of sight, and in the groove."
So the genie turns him into a t**....
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What type of construction do l**... use for their houses??
Tongue in groove
What is the best flooring for a lesbian couple?
Tongue and Groove.
Good Friday / Easter Joke
So it's after the resurrection and boy is Jesus in the mood for some partying. He gets the disciples together and heads for the club!
They hit the dance floor, but something is wrong - Jesus just can't seem to get in groove with the music. He tries and tries, but finally yells out. . .
Help! I've risen and I can't get down!
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What is a builder's favourite pickup line?
I'd like to put my tongue in your groove.
How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?
It's all tongue and groove.
cutting wood is like making music
once you get in the groove, it gets easier
Remember that song, Groove is in the Heart?
I always thought it was Dee Liteful.
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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
What puts the groove into pearl clams?
"EBB AND FLOWWWWWWWW"
Hippie chicks apply their tampons...
...up tight, outta sight and in the groove.
What do you call a scratched LP?
An LP with a new groove.
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Groove One Liners
Which groove one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with groove? I can suggest the ones about cove and hole.
- How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove.
- What is the best flooring for a lesbian couple? Tongue and Groove.
- I made a vinyl disc with grooves in 2 minutes. I think that's a record.
- How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove.
- cutting wood is like making music once you get in the groove, it gets easier
- Remember that song, Groove is in the Heart? I always thought it was Dee Liteful.
- What puts the groove into pearl clams? "EBB AND FLOWWWWWWWW"
- How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris. - Hippie chicks apply their tampons... ...up tight, outta sight and in the groove.
- What do you call a scratched LP? An LP with a new groove.
- how many screws hold together a l**... bed? None it's all tongue and groove
- One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?
A t**.... - What type of construction do l**... use for their houses?? Tongue in groove
- What is a builder's favourite pickup line? I'd like to put my tongue in your groove.
