The Best 21 Groot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Groot jokes. There are some groot damme jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these groot julying puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure

What kind of soda do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink?

Groot Beer!

What did Groot say when he got married?

I am Groom.

What did Offspring of Groot said to him

I am Fruit!

You know what system Admins at Google are called?

Probably Groot


Why would Groot make a terrible spy?

Because he's an obvious plant.

If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be?

Twiglet.

Groot joke, If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be?

What do you call a groot sex doll?

A psuedo-woodo

Did you know that Groot never manscapes?

He's protesting deforestation

I am groot

I am groot....

So I made a Guardians of the Galaxy themed soft drink.

I call it Groot beer.

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If Groot played basketball

He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game.

What's a Marvel tree's favorite drink?

Groot Beer.

3 words, 8 letters. I wanna hear you say it

I am Groot.

How would rocket raccoon react if groot joined forces with Thanos in Infinity War?

"et tu Groot?"

What did Groot say when he saw Gamora, Nebula, and Mantis naked?

"I am Groot"

Groot joke, What did Groot say when he saw Gamora, Nebula, and Mantis naked?

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Why is groot so popular with the ladies?

Cause he's always got wood

If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians

it would be treason.


I am Groot.

I am Groot.

Groot asks a man for help, the man says...

"Hodor".

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