Groin Jokes
29 groin jokes and hilarious groin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about groin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Groin Short Jokes
Short groin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The groin humour may include short groan jokes also.
- My best friend got kicked in the groin and passed out so I brought him to the hospital Me: How is my friend doing?
Doctor: She is ok - Pirate walks into bar. Barkeep notices a steering wheel attached to the pirate's groin, asks about it. "Aarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
- Yugi: Kaiba! How come Your card grabbed my card's groin and threatened to deport it... Kaiba: You fool! You've activated my Trump card.
- I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin. Not mine, someone else's.
- Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator.
- Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed. Over and over and over....
- I recently got laser hair removal on my groin... It was a combo hair removal and health foods facility. I left with Brazilian nuts.
- A pirate walks into a bar... ...with a steering wheel attached to his groin. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate says, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!" - Do you know anything about real estate? "Points to groin" Can you tell me if this is a "lot"
- Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Groin One Liners
Which groin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with groin? I can suggest the ones about groove and gorge.
- How to you make a Hormone? You kick her in the groin.
- I pulled my groin the other day.. .. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time.
- Groin cream... Not suitable for those with a nut allergy.
- What does a pirate soldier say when he gets kicked in the groin? Yar, medic!
- When I got up this morning, I pulled my groin. It felt so good, I pulled it again.
- I pulled a groin muscle getting out of bed this morning... over and over and over.....
Silly & Ridiculous Groin Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about groin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spine jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make groin pranks.
Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?
Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the t**... War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.
A pirate walks into a bar with an enormous ship's wheel attached to his groin.
He orders a grog, and as the bartender pours it he says, "Cap'n - forgive me - but what's with the wheel?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrrr - it's drivin' me nuts!"
After the Seahawks game, a reporter went to interview a banged-up player, who had two black eyes.
The reporter said, "You look terrible - what happened to you?"
The player said, "I pulled a groin."
The reporter asks, "You have two black eyes - how did that happen if you pulled a groin?"
The guy responds, "Not mine - someone else's."
One from my granddad many years ago. "Why do seals have flat d**...?"
[Do an impression of a seal while clapping your hands near your groin]
TIL About the ancient Greek hero Boephades
Like Achilles, he was invulnerable except for one part of his body. Except instead of his ankle, it was his groin.
You've heard of Achilles heel, but did you know about
Boephades nuts?
A p**... went to a priest...
feeling sad and regretful, she asked: "Father, I hate myself, I hate being a sinner, please tell me what is the first step to repent?"
he replied: "get your hand off my groin."
Two hunters are in a forest when, all of sudden, a venomous snake jumps and bites one of them in the groin.
His friend, desperate, calls 911.
"Help me! My friend got bitten by a snake!"
"Calm down, sir! First of all, you must find the location of the bite and s**... the poison out. Can you do that?"
"Gotcha."
The bitten friend asks: "So? What did they say?"
"They said you'll die, dude."
An Ancient Greek Hero
Have you guys heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles - he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have have heard of Achilles' heel , but have you heard of Bophades' Nuts ?
A pirate walks in a bar
A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies
Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!
How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?
p**... emasculation.
Guy walks into work Monday morning with a black eye
His friend says to him, "What happened this weekend???"
Guy says, "I pulled a groin."
Friend says, "Pulled a groin? Why the black eye?"
Guy says, "It wasn't mine... it was someone else's."
