Grohl Jokes
16 grohl jokes and hilarious grohl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grohl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Grohl Short Jokes
Short grohl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grohl humour may include short hero jokes also.
- Dave Grohl's kid: Dad, these cakes you made for the school fundraiser are great, but we're one short. Dave Grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE!
- Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house? He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
- What did Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters, say after his sandwich was stolen? There goes my hero!
- I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters
- What's Dave Grohl's favorite cut of chicken? The breast, the breast, the breast, the breast...
- What did Dave Grohl start singing whilst working Saturday morning in a pastry shop? "I've got another confection to bake..."
- Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, and David Grohl go to Tibet to visit the Dalai Llama. As soon as they enter the room his eyes widen and he blurts out, "Finally!"
- Dave Grohl started welding and making jello recently. He's officially a part of the Foo Flux Flan.
- I was just about to e**... submarine sandwich when Dave Grohl came out of nowhere and took it [There goes my hero](/spoiler)
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Grohl One Liners
Which grohl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grohl? I can suggest the ones about guitarist and stole.
- What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero.
- What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food? There goes my gyroooo
- What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich? "There goes my hero"
- The Foo Fighters are so good they deserve their own genre. It's called rock'n'Grohl.
- What kind of condoms does Dave Grohl wear? w**... Beenie
Rib-Tickling Grohl Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about grohl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nirvana jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grohl pranks.
I went down to the deli the other day.
I went down to the deli the other day and got myself a sub sandwich. I walked out of the store and towards the park, and I was just about to take my first bite, when out of nowhere, Dave Grohl ran up behind me and snatched it from my grasp. I knew I couldn't outrun him, so I just shook my fist and thought, "d**..., there goes my Hero."
