Groggily Jokes
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Playful Groggily Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What is a good groggily joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I called my friend at 2 in the afternoon and...
he answered the phone groggily, so I asked if he was sleeping. He said "uhhh, yes and no". So I asked if he was taking a Schrodinger's Cat nap. *crickets*
Waking groggily, I remembered flying off my motorbike...
The smell and sounds quickly made me realise that I was in a hospital, but something wasn't right.
I reached down to feel my legs, but sat up and screamed as I felt nothing!
It was only then that I noticed the doctor standing by the end of my bed who raised his eyebrows in surprise and said "whatever is wrong?"
"My legs!" I said. "I can't feel my legs!"
"Your legs are fine" he said reassuringly.
I looked down and saw that he was right - my legs looked fine. Relieved, I collapsed back on to the bed.
"It was only your arms that we had to remove"
The robbery
Two robbers broke into a house, started taking the cash found inside, and then began to eat the tuna casserole made by the wife.
"Honey, wake up!" the wife said to her husband. "What's going on?" the husband said groggily. "I think two men broke into our house, took our cash, and started to eat the tuna casserole I made yesterday! We need to call 911!" the wife said frantically. "You say they're eating your casserole?" the husband said. "Yes!" the wife said back. "Well," the husband said, "Instead of calling 911, we'd better call an ambulance."
One night Eve shook Adam awake and asked him "Adam, are you cheating on me?"
Adam groggily replied "No, of course not Eve... Go back to sleep!"
About an hour later Eve shook Adam awake again. "How do I know you aren't cheating on me?"
Adam said "Look Eve, you are the only woman in the world, made by God from my very own rib. I love you and I would never cheat on you. Now, please go back to sleep!"
Another hour passes and suddenly Eve begins poking Adam in the chest. "EVE" yells Adam, "What are you doing??!?!"
"Counting your ribs" She replied.
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After a particularly brutal battle with his fellow Avengers, Thor decides to relax at a local watering hole....
He drinks and drinks, barrels of beer and mead. After some time, he hits it off with a cute local girl and takes her back to Avengers Tower to show her his little Mjolnir.
He wakes in the morning, satisfied, and looks at the girl sleeping next to him. The poor thing is battered, with a busted lip and bruises all over her face and body. He gently shakes her awake and asks, "Are you okay?"
"Oh my god," she says groggily. "Hon, you were great, but a little rough.'
"Well, I *am* Thor!" says the God of Thunder.
***"YOU'RE*** Thor!" exclaims the girl, "I'm tho Thor i can barely thpeak!"
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