Grocery List Jokes
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He gazed listlessly at the grocery store shelves..
..because he had forgot the list at home.
Did you hear about the guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?
He's on the registered Chex offender list now.
Shopping for Melons
My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was "melons".
I guess it was the honey dew list.
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What was the top item on h**...'s grocery list?
Concentrated Juice.
My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy.
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What did the i**... alien say when he forgot something in his groceries list?
Ayy, el mayo!
Signs You're No Longer in College...
You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.
Your potted plants stay alive.
You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.
Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.
You attend parties that the police don't raid.
You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.
You refer to college students as "those kids."
You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.
At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.
Naps are no longer weekday options.
Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.
Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.
You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.
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