Groaner Jokes
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A groaner just for you...
Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?
A. A **VERY** large moth...
3/15 is The Ides of March. Do you know what time it officially starts?
At two
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If ya love Shakespeare then ya love a groaner. Enjoy!
This one's a groaner for sure, but still fun. Happy Halloween!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him, he hears
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket b**... its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man sprints toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clapping-clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud c**... the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and.......
The coffin stops
Groaner
Man: My wife and I went to the Caribbean.
Random guy: Jamaica?
Man: No she did it out of her own free will.
This "your mom" joke is a groaner
Just like your mom
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To build up it's pecs.
(Yes I know it's a groaner, I made it up... Hmm.. Pecs/Pecks? Wasn't sure which is best).
Groaner
Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.
[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars?
It stars Harrison Fjord.
What is it called when a zombie makes a lame joke?
A groaner.
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