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Grizzly Polar Jokes

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a polar bear ?

You get killed and eaten

What is a polar bear's favorite food? (Multi-questioned)

ICE-cream!
-What is a black bear's favorite food?
Blackberries!
-What is a grizzly bear's favorite food?
Campers.

TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation.

In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!

What do you get when you mix a Grizzly Bear with a Polar Bear?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why did the male polar bear have s**... with the female grizzly?

Because of global warming.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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