Griz Jokes
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A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer.
The bartended asks "hey you 21?"
"Bearly"
I wasn't sure about having a grizzly for a roommate
But he's bearable.
Why are Grizzlies such horrible employees?
They will only do the bear minimum
Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping...
Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : "it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"
A grizzly tried to eat me once
It was unbearable
How does a grizzly catch fish?
With his bear hands!
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How does one keep a grizzly away from their campsite?
By setting up a bear-icade you dummies.
A Grizzly has attacked a school! Four are dead!
Fortunately, the rest of the salmon are OK and are peacefully continuing upstream.
What does a grizzly wear under his fur?
Under-bear.
Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?
Because he wasn't polar
What did one grizzly bear said to the other, ravaging through a campground and finding some wine bottles?
always remember that the red wine goes well with a hunter, and white - with a fisherman
What does a Grizzly say when he calls customer sevices?
Just bear with me.
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