The Best 15 Griz Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Griz jokes. There are some griz bear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these griz bartended puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Griz Jokes and Puns

A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer.

The bartended asks "hey you 21?"
"Bearly"

How do you call a bear that knows karate?

Griz Lee

I wasn't sure about having a grizzly for a roommate

But he's bearable.

Griz joke, I wasn't sure about having a grizzly for a roommate

Why are Grizzlies such horrible employees?

They will only do the bear minimum

Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping...

Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : "it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"


A grizzly tried to eat me once

It was unbearable

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

Griz joke, How does a grizzly catch fish?

How does one keep a grizzly away from their campsite?

By setting up a bear-icade you dummies.

A Grizzly has attacked a school! Four are dead!

Fortunately, the rest of the salmon are OK and are peacefully continuing upstream.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

You can explore griz cougar reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean griz grocery dad jokes. There are also griz puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did one grizzly bear said to the other, ravaging through a campground and finding some wine bottles?

always remember that the red wine goes well with a hunter, and white - with a fisherman

What does a Grizzly say when he calls customer sevices?

Just bear with me.

The Grizzly Man died the same way he lived...

With Animals in his Heart.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the griz beer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working griz grizz piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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