Grinned Jokes
23 grinned jokes and hilarious grinned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grinned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Grinned Short Jokes
Short grinned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grinned humour may include short grins jokes also.
- A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, Wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, And you will dialogue!"
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To bock traffic.
(A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.) - I had to be rushed in for an emergency open heart surgery today, My doctor grinned as he handed me a scalpel, "Fixing your heart yourself would give you a sense of pride and accomplishm-..."
- Grandchild: grandma have you done 69 before? *grin* Grandma: no honey, I did only 53, we live in a small community
- A man is asked by his friends why he doesn't have a life insurance policy "Because I want everybody to be really sad when I die!" He grins.
- Soviet pessimists and optimists Soviet pessimist say "Ilya, things couldn't possibly get any worse"
Soviet optimist, with a big grin, says "Yes they can Sasha" - Little Johnny goes up to Dad… … and asks "Dad, what is a transsexuel person?" Dad starts grinning an says "Ask Mom, he'll explain."
- My little brother told me this one Why do ducks have feathers? He says grinning through his teeth
Why?
To cover there But-Quacks! He says absolutely dyeing - Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin... Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November.
- Between transformers One transformer said to the other "hey nice shoes"
The other then replied, with a grin on his face "thank you, they're... vans"
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Grinned One Liners
Which grinned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grinned? I can suggest the ones about glared and frowned.
- What do you call a smiling man holding a scythe? A grin reaper
- What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people? The grin reaper
- What happens when America interferes Narcos' business Grin-goes
- A comedian enters a bar. He orders a grin.
- Try not to laugh or grin challenge IMPOSSIBLE - Funny
- How Wolverine makes babies smile Claws open! Claws open! \
- What has 5 legs and a big grin? Pit-bull in kids sandpit
- You are probably grinning at the date today.
- Was forced to have a t**... with a clown and a grizzly. Just had to grin and bear it.
Cheerful Grinned Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about grinned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean giggled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grinned pranks.
a farmer walked into a magical forest to cut down a tree.
As he pulled back his axe to take a big swing, it cried out "Wait, I'm a talking tree!" The farmer just grinned and said "yes, and you will dialogue."
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut down a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, No! Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, And you will dialogue!"
A lumber jack went into a forest....
Upon entering he found a tree and began his first swing when the tree suddenly shouted, wait I'm a talking tree
And the lumberjack grinned and said,
And you will dialogue
A man was wandering around a carnival.....
and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
Ah... said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. I see you are the father of two children.
That's what you think, said the man scornfully. I'm the father of THREE children.
The woman grinned and said, That's what YOU think!
A retired man named Dave took a part-time job at a small woodshop, but every morning, he was late.
Five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen minutes. The owner wasn't too upset because Dave was great with customers, but one day he got curious.
"Hey Dave," the owner asked. "What did they say at your last job when you came in late all the time?"
"They said the same thing no matter what time I came in," Dave grinned. "Good morning, Colonel."
I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me...
I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,
"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"
"Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."
The Fortune-Teller's Tent
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
*"Ah...."* said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. *"I see you are the father of two children."*
*"That's what you think"*, the man laughed. *"I'm the father of THREE children."*
The woman grinned and said, *"That's what YOU think!"*
Two mortal enemies get lost in the desert...
Two mortal enemies get lost in the desert. "It's all your fault!" Guy #1 says. "No, it's all your fault!" Guy #2 says. Suddenly, guy #1 finds a genie lamp. The genie appears, and says, "I can grant each of you one wish.". Guy #1 says, "I want 2x what he gets!". "Very well, what is your wish, Guy #2?" The genie asked. Guy #2 grinned, and says, "I want to be beaten half to death!"
r**...
Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn't wait to tell us all about life in California, where he was stationed.
"The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said. Then he grinned. "I even went to a t**... bar."
"Really?" said his mother, surprised.
"What do they do if it starts to rain?"
I asked my wife if she wanted to play the r**... game.
"No. Never." she squealed.
I grinned at her and replied, "That's the spirit!"
My mom just got remarried and invited me over to meet her new husband.
When I got to her house, I found a strange man laying on the stairs to her porch. He looked up at me, grinned, and held out his hand. "Hi, I'm your new *step-*father."
Set up by a 4 year old
True story. This morning my 4 year old granddaughter asked if I new what a baby jumper was. I told told her I didn't know. So she grinned, began jumping up and down, and told me it's a baby that jumps.
Bear with me. I didn't realize her literal answer was just a set up.
She then asked me if I knew what had brown spots and ate leaves. I followed her earlier approach and said a brown spotted leaf eater?
She then really laughed and said in a gotcha voice: No silly! A giraffe!
