The Best 33 Grindr Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Grindr Jokes and Puns

My homosexual friend recently started using Grindr

He is so excited about it, he can hardly sit down.

So I installed this new mobile game where you go around and try to catch everything...

It's called Grindr

What do you call a gay barista?

A Coffee Grindr.

Grindr joke, What do you call a gay barista?

What happens when you put two gay guys in a blender?

It becomes a Grindr

I don't remember if I used my pizza hut and Grindr app.

All I know is that I got a 10 inch meat lover coming my way.


If Tindr is for straight people and grindr is for gay men, what is the dating app for lesbians?

Scissr

I found a new homophone today

At first I thought it was a regular phone, but then I saw it had Grindr installed.

Grindr joke, I found a new homophone today

You know the worst part about being a gay guy Valentine's Day?

All the guys on Grindr are out with their wives.

I got a notification that my 10 inch Italian meat lover is on its way.

I'm not sure if that's from Pizza Hut or grindr.

If users on Tinder are (presumably) single and ready to mingle...

Does that mean users on Grindr are gay and looking to lay?

Grindr got hacked in March of 2018.

Looks like someone found the back door.

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What's Carol Baskin's favorite dating app?

Grindr

What app do gay spices use to date?

Pepper Grindr

My experience on Tinder has been so bad..

that now I am on Grindr

Ever since I joined Grindr my social life has been hectic.

I've hardly been able to sit down.

How do you make a fruit smoothie?

You put two gay guys in the Grindr.

Grindr joke, How do you make a fruit smoothie?

Boy was I confused when I tried Grindr.

I was looking for sandwiches but all I found was a lot of salami.

Where do gay cows meet each other?

In the meat Grindr

Today Grindr went down on thousands of people...

Fortunately, there was no interruption in service.


What did they call the Martian on Grindr?

Martian Manhunter

I found an alternative to PokΓ©mon GO.

It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears.

What do you call a lesbian version of Grindr?

Scisr.

Nick Cave is not on Tinder

because he's the Grindr man.

I joined Grindr a couple of weeks ago

and since then, i've had trouble sitting down

This Grindr App is Trash

Had it for a week now and still can't find anyone to skate with.

I was in a carpool to work when a Grindr notification went off on my phone...

The woman up front said I know that sound, my husband plays that game all the time.

Ever since my buddy downloaded Grindr he's been so excited about it

He can barely sit down.

Why is Grindr the official hookup platform of Thanksgiving?

Gobble gobble gobble.

A Tinder addict, a Grindr addict, and a Facebook addict walk into a...

wall.

Where do gay cannibals meet?

At a Grindr.

I didn't get on with Tinder

so a friend suggested Grindr might be more up my alley.

I was hanging out with this girl, who I think liked me because she went through my phone when I went to the bathroom.

She was disappointed when she found my Grindr profile.

I've got a gay friend of mine that joined Grindr a couple of weeks ago..

his social life has been such a whirlwind, he's hardly been able to sit down.

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