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49 grinder jokes and hilarious grinder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grinder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for some hilarious grinder jokes that will have you in stitches? Look no further, for we have compiled all the best grinder jokes from meat, stump, angle and coffee grinders to mixers and crushers to butteries and graters.

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Funniest Grinder Short Jokes

Short grinder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grinder humour may include short grater jokes also.

  1. The butcher backed up... The butcher backed up to the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  2. Do you know about the butcher that kept accidentally backing into the meat grinder? He always got a little behind with his orders
  3. Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders.
  4. I downloaded an app that I thought would help me find great sandwiches... Turns out that's not what Grinder is for. I still got a footlong, though.
  5. What happened to the butcher when he backed into the meat grinder? Nothing. He just got a little behind in his work.
  6. Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
  7. Have you heard about the man who recently died working at the glasses factory? Apparently he fell right into the glass grinder, making a spectacle of himself.
  8. I once went on a school trip to a coffee factory. We were having a guided tour around the production line but sadly one of my friends fell into the coffee grinder and died.
    Luckily it was instant.
  9. There was once a butcher who accidentally backed into a meat grinder As a result, he got a little behind in his work
  10. What happened to the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

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Grinder One Liners

Which grinder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grinder? I can suggest the ones about sharpener and grader.

  1. I knew a guy who fell into an industrial meat grinder He's fine now.
  2. An optician fell into his lens grinder... and made a spectacle of himself.
  3. Why'd the apple jump in the grinder? He was suicider.
  4. What do you call a stripper who works with amputees? A stump grinder
  5. What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow? Get to the back of the meat grinder!
  6. A butcher that backs into a meat grinder Gets a little behind in orders
  7. What do you get when you throw ungrateful kids in to a meat grinder? Bratwurst
  8. MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders.
  9. Did you hear about the woman who backed into a meat grinder? Disaster
  10. What do you call a laboratory monkey that went through a meat grinder? Rhesus pieces.
  11. Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder
    (Thanks, Ellen)
  12. What happen to careless Joe who fall into the grinder? He becomes sloppy Joe
  13. My girlfriend and I (male) met on grinder. Because we both grind teeth in sleep
  14. What do you call a street performer that gives lap dances? An o**... grinder.
  15. I'm tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the o**... Grinder!!

Meat Grinder Jokes

Here is a list of funny meat grinder jokes and even better meat grinder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear what happened to the butcher? He accidentally backed into the meat grinder.
    He's okay though, he just got a little behind in his work.
  • I had to quit my job as a butcher. I backed into the meat grinder and got behind in my work.
  • Did anyone catch the full story on that woman who got murdered in a meat grinder? I only heard bits and pieces.
  • My local butcher got fired after backing into the meat grinder His boss said he was getting behind in his work.
  • A fava bean was playing near a meat grinder Then his mother came and said, "Stop that! You're making a foule out of yourself!"
  • Here's a funny joke LADS: What did the broccoli say to the meat grinder? Brocco-LeAVe mE aLoNe
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  • Our local butcher unfortunately backed into his meat grinder.... He got a little behind in his orders.
  • What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
    Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
  • r**... ROASTIN' Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?
    A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!

Coffee Grinder Jokes

Here is a list of funny coffee grinder jokes and even better coffee grinder puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • After an hour long fight, my wife burst into tears when I grabbed her fancy new underwear from the dresser and threw it in the coffee grinder. There's no use crying over milled silk.
Grinder joke, After an hour long fight, my wife burst into tears when I grabbed her fancy new underwear from the d

Grinder joke, After an hour long fight, my wife burst into tears when I grabbed her fancy new underwear from the d

Gather Around for Heartwarming Grinder Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about grinder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mower jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grinder pranks.

Yesterday at the optician...

So I was getting new glasses at the optician yesterday and she was real cute, so I was flirting and it was going pretty well until I fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself.

A woman walks into a butcher shop...

"Excuse me," she says. "But I bought these sausages here yesterday and, well, the middle is fine, but both ends are made of sawdust."
The butcher shrugs. "Sometimes it's hard to make ends meat."
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The very next day, the butcher is feeling overwhelmed. He accidentally backs into his meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.

Did you hear of the optometrist that fell into the lens grinder?

He made a spectacle of himself. (Old joke)

We were changing shifts at the fish sticks factory at the grinder station....

I was at the end of my shift, spattered with oily fish gore, and had my hand in the corkscrew feeder trying to pull a stick bit of bone out. My coworker, in his fresh beginning of shift uniform, reached in to help and his dry cotton sleeve caught and he was pulled in to a gruesome death. As I stood there watching in horror I thought to myself...
There but for the grease of Cod go I…

Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder?

He made a spectacle of himself.
I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between tinder and grinder?

On Grinder they don't beat around the bush.

Grinder joke, My local butcher got fired after backing into the meat grinder