Grim Reaper Jokes
56 grim reaper jokes and hilarious grim reaper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grim reaper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Grim Reaper Short Jokes
Short grim reaper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grim reaper humour may include short reaper jokes also.
- Carrie Fisher dead at 60. Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."
- The Grim Reaper appeared beside me when I was chopping some carrots in the kitchen. He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me....
Very scary, when you are dicing with death. - Last night the Grim Reaper came for me, but I managed to beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death.
- The Grim Reaper started hosting an art class in their spare time. They call it, a brush with Death!
- Did you hear about the guy who had a crush on the Grim Reaper? I heard he beat it to death.
- If the Grim Reaper didn't know what died.... he would really hate middle aged dads during summer.
- I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.
- Michael Jackson was briefly appointed the new Grim Reaper. He was fired because all he did was sell Pop Sickles.
- When Gary Kasparov played a game of internet chess with the Grim Reaper, why did he play 1.d4? Because he knew not to go against 1.e4 c5 when Death is on the line!
- Why does the grim reaper refuse to acquire any exhalation-based reflex from a stereotypical latin name? It takes yawn from no Juans
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Grim Reaper One Liners
Which grim reaper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grim reaper? I can suggest the ones about graveyard and grim.
- What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions
- I had a dream last night that I was vacuuming with the Grim Reaper I was Dyson with death
- Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
- What did the chicken say to the grim Reaper? Should have looked both ways.....
- How does the Grim Reaper have children? Reaper-duction
- What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion? A repercussion
- What is the Grim Reaper's favorite kind of drink? Mortali-tea!
- How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black? He uses dye!
- The Grim Reaper and I used to share sweeping duties. I had a brush with Death.
- What do you call the grim reaper with hearing problems? Deaf..
- Why does the Grim Reaper go on so many dates? He's deathperate
- What is the grim reapers favorite kind of music? Soul.
- Did you hear the one about the gay Grim Reaper? He had skeletons in his closet.
- Why couldn't the Grim Reaper go to war? Because he supports all troops
- Why does the Grim Reaper carry a Syth Because his job is to cut lawns
Cheeky Grim Reaper Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about grim reaper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rick grimes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grim reaper pranks.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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A Safe Death
A man was having serious medical problems and had an appointment to see his doctor. He was so distraught over the likely possibility of bad news that he asked his son to go along with him.
Sure enough, the doctor announced that the man had terminal cancer and had only a short time to live. Needless to say, he was devastated. Finally the son consoled him enough to leave the office and they decided to go to the local tavern and bury their sorrows in alcohol.
When they entered the bar, all the man's friends were there. They saw how bad he looked and one pal commented, "It looks like you just saw the grim reaper!" The man replied, "Yeah, I just saw my doctor and I've got AIDS."
Astonished, the son pulled his dad over to the side and said, "Dad, I was with you at the doctor's office and he said that you have terminal cancer, not AIDS." To which the man replied, "I know that, but I don't want any of those b**... f*cking your mother after I'm dead!!!!!!"
Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?
A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.
With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:
"Sean Bean is over there! "
Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)
Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys?
On Death's drawer.
Today at my school, someone dressed up as the Reaper for Orange Ribbon week
He was looking pretty Grim
What did George Micheal say to the Grim Reaper?
I knew you were waiting for me.
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Why does the grim reaper need a hearing aid?
Because he's deaf.
What song plays at a Grim Reaper graduation?
Psychopomp and Circumstance
Grim Reaper
A man and his wife are at home watching TV when suddenly the doorbell rings.
The man opens the door to see the Grim Reaper standing in front of him.
He turns around to his wife and says "Honey, it's for you!".
The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner...
Talk about Dyson with death.
What type of TV does the Grim Reaper have?
High Deathinition
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The grim reaper approaches p**... and says "I'm death"
p**... says "I'll talk louder then"
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
