Grilled Cheese Jokes
27 grilled cheese jokes and hilarious grilled cheese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grilled cheese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Grilled Cheese Short Jokes
Short grilled cheese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grilled cheese humour may include short cheddar cheese jokes also.
- A bear walks into a restaurant He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled …. cheese."
The waiter says, "What's with the pause?"
"Whaddya mean?" the bear replies.
"I'm a *bear*!" - Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache... I guess I'm black toast intolerant.
- I'm guessing I'm not married because I'd take a bullet for a grilled cheese before I'd take one for a girl.
- I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito... Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child.
- Give a man a fish... And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to Phish and he'll make grill cheese sandwiches on your lawn for a week.
- why dont strippers wear underwear? Well, have you ever tried pulling a grilled cheese apart?
- Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning? You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Grilled Cheese One Liners
Which grilled cheese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grilled cheese? I can suggest the ones about grated cheese and cheese.
- Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
- What do you call a "Grilled Cheese" after a few days in the fridge? Chilled Grease
- Grilled cheese It's like regular cheese but it's been bullied a lot
- Do you know why h**... don't wear p**...? Ever pulled a grilled cheese apart?
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What funny jokes about grilled cheese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheese burger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grilled cheese pranks.
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Why don't guys give o**... after s**...
Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich
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What's the difference between having s**... with an 18 year old girl, and an 80 year old girl?
have you ever tried to open up a grilled cheese?
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I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today.
I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind.
My wife made grilled cheese for dinner 4 days in a row
I come up to her and say "What's up honey, don't you have enough time to make dinner?"
She nonchalantly replies "No, I do"
Surprised, I quickly say "Then how come you're not taking the time to make a better and more nutritious dinner?"
She smirks and replies "The last 4 nights in bed, you had plenty of time, but you decided to finish quickly."
A horse enters a deli...
... and says "Give me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."
Without a word, the deli owner, standing behind the counter, gets to work on the grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish.
A while later, she presents him his meal. "Here's your grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."
The horse smiles, accepts the food, and asks her, "I bet you were surprised when you saw a horse enter the deli and order a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."
"Not really," she said. "I like it that way myself."
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Why shouldn't you eat p***y after a long night of s**...?
Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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What is the worst part about having s**... with an old woman?
Ever open a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
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Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after s**...?
Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?
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Why do l**... hate morning s**...?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?
A Jaguar Walks into a Bar..
A black jaguar walks into a bar. Says his name is Bagheera. Orders a whiskey and a grilled cheese sammich. Everyone moves away a few spaces to let him drink in peace. He becomes a regular and the bar fights completely stop because most folks with sense will become more subdued in the presence of an uncaged black jaguar.
The bar owner eventually retires. He sells the bar to Bagheera who changes the name of the bar to Bagheera's Best Behaved Bar and Grill. Bagheera's rich now because it turns out a lot of people appreciate a free side order of peace and quiet with their whiskey and grilled cheese sammich.