The Best 35 Grill Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grill jokes. There are some grill chewie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grill steakhouse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grill Jokes and Puns

One day when I was young......

I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left.....never came back......I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.

George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.

He even used the name when he had a little grill.

What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?

A barbie sitter

Grill joke, What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?

Best lines when dealing with telemarketers

Some of the better ones

* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us

Anyone have more?

I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.


There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell...

Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?

If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill?

As many as Bear Grylls' grill could bear.

Grill joke, If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill?

An engineer, chef, and a mathematician go out drinking

To their favorite bar and grill. Well they're having some drinks and laughing when a fire starts behind the bar.

Seeing the staff panicking, the engineer quickly calculates exactly how much water he'll need to put it out and runs in the back for a bucket.

The chef, from his own experience can tell its a grease fire so he runs in back to find salt.

The Mathematician looks at his friends, then to the fire. Upon realizing there is a solution, he promptly continues drinking.

My ex girlfriend is a lot like my grill.

They're both smoking hot and burned my house down.

When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.

Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.

The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque

The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"

The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"

^I'll ^see ^myself ^out

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My mouth waters when I smell steak on a grill

I wonder if the same happens to vegans taken they mow the lawn

Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights?

That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.

Why could the grill never keep a job?

He kept getting fired.

The other day I decided to grill a chicken for supper.

I grilled it for over TWO HOURS, but it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Grill joke, Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one

He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."

I said, "Don't worry, they're free."

Why shouldn't you trust Hitler with a grill?

He always burns the Franks.

A man walks past a house that has a sign posted up saying "Boat for sale" and decides to check it out

As he's walking up the driveway, all he sees is an old car and a grill.

Confused, he knocks on the door and asks the Jamaican home owner, "hey, I can see that you have a sign out front saying you've got a boat, but all I can see is an old car and a grill.."

"Ya mon!" the Jamaican home owner excitedly replies, "and dem boat for sale!"


Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?

Because they're so full of mummies

(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)

For sale. Muhammed Ali DVD set. George Foreman Grill.

Both boxed.

What kind of grill does a spider bbq on?

A Weber.

I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water...

Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?

I grilled a chicken

I grilled a chicken today for half the day......

And I still don't know why he crossed the road.

Someone threw a grill at my face.

The attack made headlines.

I was grilling yesterday but then the meat started smoking

Stakes were high

I grilled some steak for my father-in-law. After taking a bite, he said, I like mine well done.

I said, Thanks. That means a lot.

Why is having a BBQ not popular in Italy?

Spaghetti keep falling through the grill

I was grilling some lettuce over a fire for dinner.

My dad came over, took one look and said: That's chard, you idiot.

I kissed a grill once.

It was pretty hot.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls grilled bears?

barely enough

Always have a sadistic person light your grill

After all, they're literally pro-pain...

George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.

They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill?

Barbie Queue.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grill misteak jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grill fry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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