Grill Jokes
100 grill jokes and hilarious grill puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grill that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a laugh and some good grilling with this collection of jokes about pellet grills, Traeger grills, George Foreman grills, Hibachi grills, BMW grills, Weber grills, griddles, and other outdoor cooking equipment. Perfect for a cookout or grilling party, these jokes will have the meat sizzling and the laughs plentiful!
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Funniest Grill Short Jokes
Short grill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grill humour may include short barbecue jokes also.
- George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman. He even used the name when he had a little grill.
- There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
- If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill? As many as Bear Grylls' grill could bear.
- My ex girlfriend is a lot like my grill. They're both smoking hot and burned my house down.
- When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
- I grilled a chicken for over two hours last night... he still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road
- My mouth waters when I smell steak on a grill I wonder if the same happens to vegans taken they mow the lawn
- My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue. - Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights? That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
- The other day I decided to grill a chicken for supper. I grilled it for over TWO HOURS, but it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
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Grill One Liners
Which grill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grill? I can suggest the ones about oven and grate.
- What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter
- I grilled a chicken for 2 hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
- What do you call the line for grilled veggies at a supermodel convention? A barbie queue
- How much time does it take to grill a baby Idk, i close my eyes when I'm fapping
- Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
- How does Mike Tyson like his bath? Grilled.
- For sale. George Foreman grill set and Mohammad Ali dvds. Both boxed.
- Why could the grill never keep a job? He kept getting fired.
- Why was the man at the cookout so happy? He met the grill of his dreams.
- What do you call a "Grilled Cheese" after a few days in the fridge? Chilled Grease
- For sale. Muhammed Ali DVD set. George Foreman Grill. Both boxed.
- I knew a detective that was a cannibal He loved grilling people.
- What kind of grill does a spider bbq on? A Weber.
- Why couldn't the monkey use the barbecue? He wasn't a grill'a
- What is Michael Jackson's favorite lunchtime meal? Grilled Chee-heese
George Foreman Grill Jokes
Here is a list of funny george foreman grill jokes and even better george foreman grill puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- FOR SALE.... GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL.....
MUHAMMAD ALI D.V.D'S......
(both boxed.) - George Foreman really likes the name George . In fact, he named all his sons George Foreman . He even used the name when he had a little grill.
- How do you beat George Foreman in a fight? Punch him in the grill
- George Foreman's daughter was found dead today Police are grilling suspects
- Look out for Hugh's new kitchen range! My friend Hugh Jarrs has just endorsed a new range of kitchen equipment to compete with George Foreman.
Look out for the Hugh Jarrs Grill. - What do you call an interrogation of a barbecuer a George Foreman grill
- George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets.
- Shamless self promotion makes my blood boil hotter than a George Foreman Grill ^TM
- What do you call a giant black woman? A George Foreman grill
Weber Grill Jokes
Here is a list of funny weber grill jokes and even better weber grill puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a spider's favorite brand of barbecue grill? A Weber.
- I threw some Grizzly on my Weber the other day at the BBQ... Yeah, Bear Grills.
Cheeky Grill Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about grill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cook jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grill pranks.
An old lady walks in a dinner and seats where she can see the cook, and asks the waiter for a hamburger.
He says "ok, hamburger." The old lady sees the cook stick the hamburger meat under his arm and slaps it on the grill. The old lady says,"Oh my God that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" The waiter says, That's nothing you should see how he makes Donuts.
Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
An engineer, chef, and a mathematician go out drinking
To their favorite bar and grill. Well they're having some drinks and laughing when a fire starts behind the bar.
Seeing the staff panicking, the engineer quickly calculates exactly how much water he'll need to put it out and runs in the back for a bucket.
The chef, from his own experience can tell its a grease fire so he runs in back to find salt.
The Mathematician looks at his friends, then to the fire. Upon realizing there is a solution, he promptly continues drinking.
I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race
But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks
The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?
Peter Grill
Do you remember that barbecue?
You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?
Friends are like steaks
If you grill them for long enough, they become rare
George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.
They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
Best lines when dealing with telemarketers
Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you r**... 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?
Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one
He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."
I said, "Don't worry, they're free."
What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?
Filet mignon
I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty
Now it's ground beef
What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common?
They will both ruin your meat.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs.
Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die.
Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.
If James Bond movies were about food...
These could be their titles:
* On Her Majesty's Secret Recipe
* Donuts are Forever
* Octopie
* Moonbaker
* The Spy Who Loved Meat
* License to Grill
* GoldenPie
* Diet Another Day
* All The Food In The World Is Not Enough
* Cashew Chicken Royale
What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?
Will you be my grill friend?
What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?
Hillary.
I kissed a grill once.
It was pretty hot.
The only problem with a grill that's low to the ground.
The steaks couldn't be higher?
Why isn't h**... allowed on the grill?
He burnt all the franks.
Someone threw a grill at my face.
The attack made headlines.
Give a man a fish...
And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to Phish and he'll make grill cheese sandwiches on your lawn for a week.
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
One day when I was young......
I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left.....never came back......I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.
Why shouldn't you trust h**... with a grill?
He always burns the Franks.
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you smell a steak cooking on the grill?
Is that what happens to vegans when they mow the grass?
A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ...
So, he decided not to brisket.
Why doesn't Louis C.K. grill by himself?
Because he likes it when people watch him pull his pork.
There's a new grillhouse in new York that's opening up a restaurant at the top of a skyscraper, though there are fears it could be unsuccessful
The steaks will be higher than ever!
What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill?
Barbie Queue.
Grilled cheese
It's like regular cheese but it's been bullied a lot
Why is having a BBQ not popular in Italy?
Spaghetti keep falling through the grill
Some people get so worked up about Rhino poaching
I personally prefer mine done on the grill but I don't think it's worth arguing about!
My 4 year olds unintentional joke
Dad now don't you make a mistake on the grill or you'll get fired
How many bears can Bear Grylls grills if Bear Grylls can grill bears?
A gryllions
I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water...
Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
I grilled some steak for my father-in-law. After taking a bite, he said, I like mine well done.
I said, Thanks. That means a lot.
What is the most important project task of a grill master at a chop house?
To please their steakholders
I was grilling yesterday but then the meat started smoking
Stakes were high
A man walks past a house that has a sign posted up saying "Boat for sale" and decides to check it out
As he's walking up the driveway, all he sees is an old car and a grill.
Confused, he knocks on the door and asks the Jamaican home owner, "hey, I can see that you have a sign out front saying you've got a boat, but all I can see is an old car and a grill.."
"Ya mon!" the Jamaican home owner excitedly replies, "and dem boat for sale!"
Always have a sadistic person light your grill
After all, they're literally pro-pain...
I was grilling some lettuce over a fire for dinner.
My dad came over, took one look and said: That's chard, you idiot.
What is the difference between grill and house fire?
The size of grilled meat
I grilled a chicken
I grilled a chicken today for half the day......
And I still don't know why he crossed the road.
How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls grilled bears?
barely enough
Burnt
I burned myself on a cup of coffee earlier…..it was amateur pain. However I burnt myself on my grill not too long after that…..it was propane.
I bet my friend that I could grill on a plane.
The steaks have never been higher.
I grilled a chicken for over 2 hours yesterday.
And he still didn't tell me why he crossed the road!
Was grilling burgers and asked the wife if she wanted toasted buns
She said yes. I said, well go stand by a fire… I could just about hear the eye roll.
One for the ladies
A man is doing yardwork while his wife is wife is gardening when he notices the similarity between her b**... and the charcoal grill.
So he yells, " Hey honey you better start eating more of those veggies because your a**... is as big as the grill."
Later that night, he is feeling frisky and starts rubbing on her b**....
She replies, " What, you think I'm going to fire up this big a**... grill for just one little w**...?"
I was going to grill some burgers later
But I dropped the patties and now we're having ground beef
What happens when you grill the chicken for 2 hours?
It will tell us why it crossed the road.
