Grieving Jokes
16 grieving jokes and hilarious grieving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grieving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Grieving Short Jokes
Short grieving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grieving humour may include short grief jokes also.
- I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop.
- There are two kinds of people: those who know the meaning of the word 'inflammable', and I would like to offer my condolences to the grieving families of the second group.
- What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music? I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.
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Grieving One Liners
Which grieving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grieving? I can suggest the ones about mourning and dying.
- My daughters pet lamb died today. The grieving process was delicious.
- What do you call a fish who is grieving the loss of a close friend? Tuna mournay
- If you are grieving and jump into a river in Egypt what are you? In da Nile (river)
- Why did a grieving widow get fired for attending a f**...? 'Cause her boss was dyslexic.
- How do you greet a grieving widow at her husband's f**...? Good mourning
Cheerful Fun Grieving Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about grieving you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean weeping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grieving pranks.
My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
R.I.P. dad
My dad passed away yesterday (this is true). He was 87 and had a good innings. We've done the bulk of our grieving and all is good. My brother sent me this message this morning:
"I reckon dad has already told Eddie Van Halen to turn the volume down."
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My grandpa used to sprinkle a tablespoon of gunpowder on his eggs every morning.
Said it gave him energy through the day. When he died at the ripe old age of 96, he left behind a grieving wife, 6 children, 14 grandchildren, 3 great grandchildren and a 25 foot hole in the side of the crematorium.
My best friend passed away recently..
Grieving before his grave I said,
Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?
A month later, my wife gave birth to a baby boy. As my child grew older each day, I realised he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy my prayer worked.
Grieving in Ireland
A 10-year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'
The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.'
'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?'
The boy replies, 'No tanks mister. s**... is the last thing on me mind at the moment.'
I approached the grieving widow at the f**....
"Tell me my dear, what were his final words?"
She sniffled and feebly replied.
"You don't scare me with that gun Martha, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!"
A casket falls out of the back of a hearse and is careening down a hill straight toward a drug store.
The limo driver tells the grieving husband.."Don't worry. They will have something in there to stop her coffin.
