Gridlock Jokes
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It's a good thing Christie didn't take the job in the White House...
...they have enough gridlock already.
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Washington D.C. was in complete gridlock...
As I stewed in traffic wondering what was causing it, a guy comes up and knocks on my window.
"What's it all about?" I ask.
"You haven't heard? President Trump has been kidnapped. It's all over the news! The ransom note says we either deliver a billion dollars or they are going to cover him with gas and burn him alive. I'm out here taking up a collection to help."
"Oh, God." I said. "Of course I'm willing to help. Anything. How much have you got so far?"
"About six gallons." He said.
What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?
Human trafficking
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