The Best 5 Grid Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Grid jokes. There are some grid electricity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grid weaponry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Grid Jokes and Puns

A drunk enters...

...a confessional booth. The priest is waiting for the sinner to speak up, but the drunk doesn't say a word. After a while the priest coughs... nothing... he coughs again... nothing. The priest was patient until now, but enough is enough: he starts banging on the wooden grid. The drunk finally speaks up:

"You're knocking to no avail, buddy... there ain't any toilet paper here either..."

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?


I was once grouped with my friend about a project on the Cartesian grid...

...i told him "I guess we're on the same plane then"

I heard Elon Musk is talking about rebuilding PR's power grid...

Talk about good *PR.*

Why couldn't Kevin Flynn make the Tron Grid all by himself?

Because he ain't got a Clu.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the grid spudnik jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working grid mueller piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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