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What's the difference between a greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station, the other is a b**... crustacean

Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...

Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a b**... crustacean

Gambling in Vegas

My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $20,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.
I thought "nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $30,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle.
A Greyhound bus.

Old joke: I went to Vegas in a $20k car ...

and returned in a $200k Greyhound bus

I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle

A greyhound bus.

What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute?

The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.

A blind person stopped at a crosswalk. When he couldn't hear any traffic, he asked if it was clear to walk. The man next to him said the only thing coming was a dog.

He stepped off the curb and was immediately hit by a greyhound bus.

Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did?

He bussed a nut

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