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Gambling in Vegas
My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $20,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.
I thought "nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $30,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle.
A Greyhound bus.
Old joke: I went to Vegas in a $20k car ...
and returned in a $200k greyhound bus
I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle
A greyhound bus.
A blind person stopped at a crosswalk. When he couldn't hear any traffic, he asked if it was clear to walk. The man next to him said the only thing coming was a dog.
He stepped off the curb and was immediately hit by a greyhound bus.
Last week, the CEO of Planters Peanuts rented an entire Greyhound bus to ship 1 prototype peanut across the country. What does that mean he did?
He bussed a nut
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A newfie sits next to a c**... on a greyhound bus
And says "So, where you be headin'?"
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