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Laugh the day away with this collection of hilarious grey jokes! With witty jokes about Earl Grey tea, Dorian Grey, blue, gray and colorblindness, you won't be able to contain your laughter!

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Funniest Grey Short Jokes

Short grey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grey humour may include short gray jokes also.

  1. What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
  2. Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook.
  3. I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.
  4. I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.
  5. My wife said she wanted to see "Fifty Shades Of Grey". So I showed her a picture of her hair.
  6. 50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US.
  7. Why are elephants big and grey? Because if they were small and purple, they would be called grape.
  8. This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."
  9. What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed.
  10. Colorblind people are wondering why is everyone on Facebook is celebrating Fifty Shades of Grey

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Grey One Liners

Which grey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grey? I can suggest the ones about green and dark.

  1. What's the difference between grey and gray? One is a color, and the other is a colour.
  2. My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!
  3. Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me.
  4. What's grey and not important? An irrelephant
  5. Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today.
  6. What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
  7. Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
  8. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea...
  9. What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant
  10. What instant coffee and Sasha Grey
    have in common?
    3 in 1
  11. I just found out I am colour blind. It really came out of the grey.
  12. What is grey and unimportant? An irrelephant
  13. You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
  14. What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk? A mouse going on holiday.
  15. What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Shades Grey Jokes

Here is a list of funny shades grey jokes and even better shades grey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm starting the dishes, and my wife is getting ready to go watch 50 Shades of Grey I guess you could say we are BOTH pre soaking.
  • 50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read yet?
    Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover!
    Girl 1: And the index?
    Girl 2: Exhausted...
  • 50 shades of grey is a genius title but had they thought about it They should have added 19 more shades
  • Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....
    [credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]
  • 50 SHADES ADMISSION 82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand
  • What do you call someone who has watched all the "Shades of Grey" movies? A glutton for punishment...
  • I was so excited. My wife said she wanted to live the life of 50 Shades of Grey ... Then she stopped dyeing her hair.
  • I was gunna write the great American nursing home romance novel... ....but the title "50 Shades of Grey" was already taken.
  • 50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
  • I think it's only fair the week after Black Friday be called White Friday And then with the remaining Fridays before the next Black Friday, you can have fifty shades of grey.

Grey Hair Jokes

Here is a list of funny grey hair jokes and even better grey hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines! - Old age
    - grey hair
    - General decrease of diseases
  • Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise. No Time To Dye
  • Grey hair is hereditary. You get it from your children.
  • There is a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the new James Bond film... ... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.
  • I just got my first grey hair. This is the last time I let grandma cook dinner for me.
  • A police artist is drawing a sketch. Police artist: "So, he had grey hair, grey eyes, grey shoes, medium build, no glasses and wore a grey suit."
    Dog: "Correct!"
  • Grey hair is hereditary You get it from your kids.
  • What would u call a deaf man with a red hair and grey mustache.? U could call him anything... He wouldn't hear it...
  • I just found my first grey hair. I feel like dying.
  • I found a grey hair today and I guess it's true what they say once you go grey, you never go black
Grey joke, I found a grey hair today and I guess it's true what they say

Fifty Shades Of Grey Jokes

Here is a list of funny fifty shades of grey jokes and even better fifty shades of grey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the characters from Fifty Shades of Grey get into a fight about fast food? They couldn't agree where to go. Christian wanted Domino's, but Ana insisted on Subway!
  • What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'? A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio
  • In art class, I saw my friend making a gradient from dark to light on his paper with his pencil today. "Hey, what are you doing?"
    "Illustrating Fifty Shades of Grey..."
  • "Fifty Shades of Grey" gives its readers unrealistic expectations. It makes them think that Vintage Books will publish anything that gets sent to them.
  • What do new car colours and your mom's literary collection have in common? They both only have fifty shades of grey.
  • Why does Bruce Banner have Fifty Shades of Grey on his iPhone? Because he needs something to get him angry enough to turn him into the Hulk on short notice.
  • Fifty Shades of Grey: Dog Edition Dog Anastasia's Friend: "How did the interview go?"
    Dog Anastasia: "Didn't even happen. I just couldn't figure out which one was Mr Grey"
  • My girlfriend wanted to act out a scene from Fifty Shades of Grey It was the scene where Christian wanted to buy Anastasia a new Audi...
  • Did you hear, Henry Winker is directing the new Fifty Shades of Grey Sequel? Yeah, it comes out next year. It's called Fifty Shades of Aaaaayyy!
  • I asked the girl I've been dating to see Fifty Shades of Grey with me this weekend, but I think she's worried were moving too fast. She seemed concerned and said she didn't want to be tied down.

Earl Grey Jokes

Here is a list of funny earl grey jokes and even better earl grey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey? He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee.
  • Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic? He drank himself into an earl grey
  • I tried stealing someone's Earl Grey once… …but it wasn't my cup of tea.
  • I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea.
  • Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
  • Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
  • What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood? 50 Shades of Earl Grey
  • I made Earl Grey perfectly. Right on the T as they say.
  • Is your name Earl Grey? ...cause you're a cutea.
  • I'm good friends with Earl Grey. But I'm a lot closer to PG Tips. That's my bestea.

Dorian Grey Jokes

Here is a list of funny dorian grey jokes and even better dorian grey puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the best thing about Dorian Grey jokes? They never get old!
Grey joke, What's the best thing about Dorian Grey jokes?

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Humorous Grey Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about grey you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean silver jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make grey prank.

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, but do you thell baby bunnieth?".

The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"
The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

What did the man say after he vomited up a large grey African animal in the house.

I hate to bring up the elephant in the room.
(I never said it was a good joke).

Roses are grey

Roses are grey,

Violets are grey,

Daisies are grey,

Because I'm a dog.

What brand of v**... does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What's worse than finding your first grey p**... hair......

....finding it between your teeth.

What's grey and comes in buckets?

An elephant!

Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other...

Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right?
Animal 2: Rhino

Worst Joke Ever

Why is a elephant big grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small white and smooth, it would be an aspirin

What did Christian Grey say to Anastasia before they s**... for the first time?

Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes.

Fifty Shades of Grey.

I hear that when you go see Fifty Shades of Grey, some theaters, to go along with the theme of the film, will tie moviegoers to their chairs. It has been determined that the real reason for this is that it is the only way to get people to sit through the entire movie.

Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together…

But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes.

Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey s**...?

beats me

After reading, 50 shades of grey, my wife asked to treat her like Anastasia

... so I got the Bolshevik secret police to m**... her family and I sold her to a Russian pig farmer.

I was having lunch with Boris, the Estonian IT guy....

He was telling me about the crazy night he had before moving to the US. He said
"I drank so much I go home with two Soviet prostitutes who live together with their fancy grey cat."
"Russian blue?"
"No but Ukrainian gave h**...!"

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs?

Elephants Gerald

English Class

A teacher was at the front of her 1st Grade English class. She points out a girl at the front of the class. She asks "Suzie, can you use 'Definitely' in a sentence, please?". Suzie says - "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher replies "The sky can be grey or black, but good try". Johnny at the back of the class raises his hand. "Miss, do farts have lumps?" The teacher was completely baffled replied "No Johnny, why?"
"Then I definitely pooped my pants"

Is it okay to make fun of colourblind people's line of sight?

It's a grey area

What's grey and comes in litres?

An elephant.
Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share.

I found my first grey p**... hair today.

However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator.

Roses are grey

Violets are grey
Everything's grey I'm a dog

Literary alcohol puns

I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones?
Here are a couple my friends and I thought of...
50 Shades of Grey Goose,
Into the Wild Turkey,
Beer and Present Danger,
Patriot Drinking Games,
The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy),
The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.

Roses are...

Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
i'm colourblind,
and Canadian, eh?

What's grey and comes in pints?

An Elephant.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Today I found my first grey p**... hair.

I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the elevator.

Found my first grey p**... hair last night.

Just a shame it was in a kebab.

What's grey?

A melted penguin

I was at an art gallery.

"Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?" I asked the guy next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey. The way the colours intertwine. Truly remarkable."
He stepped away from the u**... and left.

Donald Trump's family bought him a Gandalf the Grey costume for his birthday.

Unfortunately, this wasn't the sort of Grand Wizard outfit he had in mind...

Do you want to satisfy your h**... food f**...?

Buy my new book: 50 Shades of Grey Poupon

Why do the Greyjoys always pay £25 at Tesco, regardless of how much they buy?

It's the iron price.

What's black and grey and rolls around in the parking lot of a McDonald's?

Mr. T and a pigeon fighting over a french fry.
I know it's old but it always made me laugh.

Why is there no clear distinction concerning the morality of altering one's personality through brain surgery?

Because, it's a bit of a grey matter!

Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?

A curious child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!
The child replied innocently: Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.

I found my first grey p**... hair today

I just didn't expect it to be in my Big Mac

After much debate, scientists are still to clarify what to call the underneath of an elephant.

It's just a huge grey area.

What's big and grey and can't swim?

A parking lot.

Roses are grey, violets are grey

I am a dog...

What is grey, has wings and is a terrible swimmer?

A castle.

I picked out a color of grey paint the other day, I guess the salesman didn't like it.

He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."

Did you hear about the guy swindling women by pretending to be Christian Grey

Turns out he was a Con Dom.

I remember doing a book report in elementary school on, "Fifty Shades of Grey".

I got a B+ and the teacher left a note saying, "thank god you didn't actually read the book, though I loved your creativity stating Christian Grey had 49 other clones".

3 wives want to decide what to wear

The first one says, "My husband has black hair so I will wear a black dress"
The second one says, "My husband has grey hair so I will wear a grey dress"
The third wife, on hear this starts panicking.
When asked she tell the other two, "My husband is bald"

I found my first grey p**... hair this morning.

Normally things like this don't bother me, but I found it in my sausage and egg McMuffin.

Grey joke, I found my first grey p**... hair this morning.

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