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Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Newton, and Wayne Brady are all chasing after you. Which one is going to catch you first?

I don't know, but they are gonna get ya, one Wayne or another.

After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love?

After 3 periods, Gretzky takes a shower.

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Wayne Gretzky is going down on a girl

She is on her period, and says "Messy eh?" He then replies: "No, it's Wayne"

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