Gretel Jokes
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Three friends at the bar...
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".
Why did Hansel and Gretel claim they were sick?
They had Munch hausen.
TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...
They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.
Do you think h**... got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel?
They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven.
I rewrote Hansel & Gretel but changed the oven to a mobile stove.
The title is now Hansel & Griddle.
Who led the first revolt in a concentration camp?
Hansel and Gretel.
How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods?
the trail was crumby.
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