Grenade Jokes
101 grenade jokes and hilarious grenade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about grenade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh at some of the most hilarious grenade jokes you've ever heard! From grenade launchers, to strange masks and a tornado, this compilation of jokes will leave you in stitches. Get ready for the masquerade, and let the Von show begin!
Funniest Grenade Short Jokes
Short grenade jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The grenade humour may include short missile jokes also.
- Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men. It exploded and killed 20 more. Then he threw the pin and killed 10 more men.
- Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.
- What does a wife and a hand grenade have in common? Remove the ring and your house is gone
- Is it possible to stop a grenade from exploding by putting the pin back in? I need a quick answer to this question
- I bought a grenade today... Things went terribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN.
- My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
- Women are like hand grenades If you take off the ring you lose your house and half your belongings
- This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing.
- An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket.
- A blonde threw a grenade at another So she pulled the pin and threw it back.
The first then asks, "What should I do with this pin?"
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Grenade One Liners
Which grenade one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with grenade? I can suggest the ones about bombs and nuclear bomb.
- When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in? Quick answers please.
- Chuck Norris killed 50 enemy combatants with a grenade Then the grenade exploded.
- Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
- A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!
- A wife is like a hand grenade... Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
- Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded.
- Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed twenty people. Then it exploded.
- How are a grenade and a wife similar? If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
- A wife is like a hand grenade you take away the ring, and there goes your house
- What do a woman and a grenade have in common? Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
- I like my women like I like my grenades Hanging around my belt and ready to blow.
- Sad news from Australia The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
- What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom? Linoleum Blonaparte :)
- What do you call a Bull that has swallowed a grenade? Abominable.
- What do you call a grenade dropped in a church? A weapon of mass destruction
Grenade Launcher Jokes
Here is a list of funny grenade launcher jokes and even better grenade launcher puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you get when you cross an American and an Arab? A grenade launcher
Amusing Grenade Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about grenade you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bomb exploded jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make grenade pranks.
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?
Linoleum Blownapart
Can you put the pin back in a grenade?
It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast.
a soldier threw a grenade, it blew up and killed 50 people
chuck norris threw a grenade, killed 50 people and it blew up
Chuck Norris jokes
When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.
Lucky day for Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly.
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a s**.... He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into the states to play for his team.
After a very successful rookie season the young man was discussing his rookie of the year award via telephone with his mother.
She told him that she was proud but living in fear constantly. She continued " your brother was shot twice just in the last few weeks and your sister is regularly the victim of assault. Matters have escalated and life is worse than it has ever been. I will never, ever forgive you for bringing us to Philly."
Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear
You can actually hear the world getting smarter.
Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade?
Gonna need a fast answer for this one...
What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?
Flash-banged.
;)
My grandfather could never throw anything away...
That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade
Pull the pin out of a grenade...
and you can keep it for the rest of your life.
What's the result of tossing a live grenade into a French kitchen?
Linoleum blown apart.
What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?
Everybody gets a piece.
How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people.
Then the grenade blew up.
A blonde threw a grenade at me
So I pulled the pin and threw it back
A teacher, a nurse, and an Army man were in a hot air balloon.
The balloon was too heavy so each of them dropped something off it. The teacher dropped an apple, the nurse dropped her medical bag, and the Army man drops a grenade. After they land, they go for a walk. They come across a little girl who's crying. They ask her what's wrong and she says an apple fell out of the sky and knocked out her new puppy. Later they come across a little boy who is also crying. They ask him what's wrong and he says a bag fell from the sky and knocked out his new kitten. Then they come across a little girl who's laughing really hard. They ask her what's so funny and she says "I f**... and the building behind me blew up!"
Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade?
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
What is the difference between a hand grenade and a feminist ?
A hand grenade only gets triggered once
What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
A wife is like a grenade...
Pull the ring and your life explodes.
Can you put a pin back in a grenade?
no really guys I need an answer ASAP
How is a hand grenade and your wife similar?
Take off the ring, and you lose your house and car.
What do you do when a Belgian throws a grenade at you?
You unpin it and throw it back... (Frenchhumor)
Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people
Then it exploded
Grenades are like wives
take off the ring and you have no house.
What do you call a hand grenade that was thrown into a french kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart
Chuck Norris pulled a pin on a grenade, threw it, and killed ten men.
...then the grenade exploded.
The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.
Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable e**....
His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly
I remember what my dad said before he kicked the bucket
He said, "I'm gonna kick this bucket."
Unfortunately there was a grenade in that bucket
What else does a grenade and a woman have in common
If the ring is on, it won't blow.
What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart
What's the difference between a wife that hates her husband and a hand grenade
Only after you remove the ring will it blow.
How is a grenade like marriage?
Pull the ring and your house is gone.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite type of grenade?
A Flash Bang.
If you pull the pin out ofa grenade, is it possible to put it back in it so it won't explode?
I kinda need a quick response
What is the similarity between a hand grenade and your wife..
If you remove the ring you'll lose your house
What's the difference between a grenade and a wife?
You have to pull the ring out of a grenade, to make it blow a bunch of other guys.
how do you put a pin back into a grenade?
There apparently is no way, so you jus
What do you do if a blonde girl throws a grenade at you?
You remove the pin then throw it back at her.
A grenade got thrown at me, so i took a photo and posted it on Reddit.
My uncle was never good at throwing stuff away
He died from a hand grenade
My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky u**....
Supper Cali frag a lick stick ex pee Ally dough sus
What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you?
Run like h**... - he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pick up the grenade from the ground, pull the pin, and throw it back.
What do you do when a blonde soldier throws a grenade at you?
pull the pin and throw it back
After an extremely tense argument with my girlfriend, the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Things got a lot worse when I saw the grenade fly towards me.
My grandad never used to like throwing things away
He died in WW2 holding onto a hand grenade
You are able to cook a grenade
But they should specify that it's non-microwaveable.
Once Putin threw a grenade and killed 5 people
Then it exploded
What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run! She has a grenade in her mouth.
What's the similarity between a grenade and an STD?
Fire in the hole!
What do a wife and a grenade have in common?
If you take off the ring, you lose your house
What's the similarity between a grenade and a wife?
You pull off the ring and then your house is gone
I was involved in quite a bad e**... the other day.
I was buying a grenade and the woman at the counter said "Can I have your pin please?"
What do a wife and hand grenade have in common?
You pull the ring, and there goes the house.
I have an alphabet grenade.
If it goes off, it could spell disaster.
Having a wife is like a grenade
You pull the ring off, and your house is gone.
Most common Last words before death
1. throw me that grenade, i know how to deal with it.
2. it's 100% safe!
3. green is always grounding.
4. turn left, I know it there.
5. I slept with your sister.
6. it's ok, dogs loves me.
7. oh, they changed color of my pills.
8. Somebody forgot his suitcase.
9. let's have one beer
10. Chuck Norris doesn't exis...
A wife is like a hand grenade.
You take off the ring and you will have lost the house!
What's the similarity between a hand grenade and a wife?
If you remove the ring, the house is gone
What do you get when you hand a Frenchman a live grenade and then shove him into a kitchen?
Linoleum Blownaparte
Chuck Norris killed 50 enemies with a hand grenade.
Then the grenade exploded.
