The Best 78 Grenade Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Grenade jokes. There are some grenade incendiary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these grenade bomb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Grenade Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you cross an American and an Arab?

A grenade launcher

When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in?

Quick answers please.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Grenade joke, What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Blonde Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because they can't find the 11.

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Now your turn!

What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blonaparte :)


Can you put the pin back in a grenade?

It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast.

This will blow your mind!

If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing.

Grenade joke, This will blow your mind!

a soldier threw a grenade, it blew up and killed 50 people

chuck norris threw a grenade, killed 50 people and it blew up

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.

When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

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Lucky day for Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly.

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a sniper. He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into the states to play for his team.
After a very successful rookie season the young man was discussing his rookie of the year award via telephone with his mother.
She told him that she was proud but living in fear constantly. She continued " your brother was shot twice just in the last few weeks and your sister is regularly the victim of assault. Matters have escalated and life is worse than it has ever been. I will never, ever forgive you for bringing us to Philly."

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A wife is like a hand grenade...

remove the ring and your house is gone!

A wife is like a hand grenade

you take away the ring, and there goes your house

Did you know that if you pull the pin off of grenade and hold it up to your ear

You can actually hear the world getting smarter.

Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while

Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade?

Gonna need a fast answer for this one...

Grenade joke, Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade?

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged.

;)

My grandfather could never throw anything away...

That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade

Pull the pin out of a grenade...

and you can keep it for the rest of your life.


What's the result of tossing a live grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blown apart.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people.

Then the grenade blew up.

A wife is like a hand grenade...

Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.

Is it possible to stop a grenade from exploding by putting the pin back in?

I need a quick answer to this question

Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people

Then the grenade exploded.

A blonde threw a grenade at me

So I pulled the pin and threw it back

A blonde threw a grenade at another

So she pulled the pin and threw it back.

The first then asks, "What should I do with this pin?"

Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade?

Bought a bing. Bought a boom.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade

What is the difference between a hand grenade and a feminist ?

A hand grenade only gets triggered once

What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

A wife is like a grenade...

Pull the ring and your life explodes.

Sad news from Australia

The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Can you put a pin back in a grenade?

no really guys I need an answer ASAP

How is a hand grenade and your wife similar?

Take off the ring, and you lose your house and car.

What do you do when a Belgian throws a grenade at you?

You unpin it and throw it back... (Frenchhumor)

Keanu Reeves threw a grenade and killed 50 people

Then it exploded

Grenades are like wives

take off the ring and you have no house.

What do you call a hand grenade that was thrown into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Chuck Norris pulled a pin on a grenade, threw it, and killed ten men.

...then the grenade exploded.

The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.

Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable explosion.

His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly

I remember what my dad said before he kicked the bucket

He said, "I'm gonna kick this bucket."
Unfortunately there was a grenade in that bucket

What do a grenade and a girlfriend have in common?

I have neither of them

I bought a grenade today...

Things went terribly wrong when the cashier asked me for my PIN.

What else does a grenade and a woman have in common

If the ring is on, it won't blow.

What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What does a wife and a hand grenade have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone

What's the difference between a wife that hates her husband and a hand grenade

Only after you remove the ring will it blow.

What do you call a grenade dropped in a church?

A weapon of mass destruction

How is a grenade like marriage?

Pull the ring and your house is gone.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite type of grenade?

A Flash Bang.

What do you call a Bull that has swallowed a grenade?

Abominable.

If you pull the pin out ofa grenade, is it possible to put it back in it so it won't explode?

I kinda need a quick response

What is the similarity between a hand grenade and your wife..

If you remove the ring you'll lose your house

What's the difference between a grenade and a wife?

You have to pull the ring out of a grenade, to make it blow a bunch of other guys.

how do you put a pin back into a grenade?

There apparently is no way, so you jus

What do you do if a blonde girl throws a grenade at you?

You remove the pin then throw it back at her.

A grenade got thrown at me, so i took a photo and posted it on Reddit.

My uncle was never good at throwing stuff away

He died from a hand grenade

My obese Ex-wife, Ally, worked in a Californian grenade factory. She got struck by a grenade during her lunch break while covered in sticky urine.

Supper Cali frag a lick stick ex pee Ally dough sus

What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you?

Run like hell - he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

You pick up the grenade from the ground, pull the pin, and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde soldier throws a grenade at you?

pull the pin and throw it back

After an extremely tense argument with my girlfriend, the house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Things got a lot worse when I saw the grenade fly towards me.

My grandad never used to like throwing things away

He died in WW2 holding onto a hand grenade

You are able to cook a grenade

But they should specify that it's non-microwaveable.

Once Putin threw a grenade and killed 5 people

Then it exploded

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?

Run! She has a grenade in her mouth.

What's the similarity between a grenade and an STD?

Fire in the hole!

What do a wife and a grenade have in common?

If you take off the ring, you lose your house

What's the similarity between a grenade and a wife?

You pull off the ring and then your house is gone

I was involved in quite a bad explosion the other day.

I was buying a grenade and the woman at the counter said "Can I have your pin please?"

What do a wife and hand grenade have in common?

You pull the ring, and there goes the house.

I have an alphabet grenade.

If it goes off, it could spell disaster.

Having a wife is like a grenade

You pull the ring off, and your house is gone.

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