Following is our collection of funniest Greg jokes. There are some greg andy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these greg chris puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The Gregorian calendar
So Steve, Greg, and I (put friends names in of course) were walking down a dirt road when we saw a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. We are all thinking the same thing so I go and have my way with it and they turn their backs. After I am done Steve goes and has his way with it, while Greg and I turn our backs. Then Greg goes over the fence and we are waiting and waiting and waiting... Finally we turn around and there is Greg, with his head stuck in the fence.
Whirled Peas
...it was a classic case of publish or parish.
...I thought that it bombed!
[re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows
Yeah, I know it's old....
It'll blow your mind.
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I'm sorry.
"What is that?"
I call it the 'knife'.
"Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"
Greg, I am about to blow your mind.
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.
Fish 1: uh, Greg?
Fish 2: what
Fish 1: how do we drive this thing
It was too hoppy!
-Greg Hahn
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He hadn't really thawed it out.
Give me one more chants!
because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad.
"Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."
A bicycle and a unicycle are thirsty so they walk into a bar. The unicycle says, "AAAAAAAAAAHH." The bicycle asks the unicycle what's wrong and the unicycle says
"I'm sorry Greg, I just can't handle bars"
Or Ian.
A Kafka drop.
He used to be such a cheery guy, so full of life ,but he hasn't laughed or smiled once at any of my jokes since his accident...
He doesn't have a single humerus bone in his body.
"Margret, I won the lottery, pack your bags", "why Greg, where are we going?". "I don't care, pack your bags and get out" says Greg.
- I don't know, What ?
-They both start With the letter G
-What? That makes no sense??
-The elephant's name is Greg
It was always a Saab story
Steve: How about me and you do a little wife-swapping?
Greg: Steve, you're not married.
Steve: C'mon man, I'll get you back later.
Me: Hey, Greg, do you like Ethiopian food?
Greg: Yeah, had it last week, it was pretty good.
Me: Hey, Josh, have you had Ethiopian food?
Josh: Yeah.
Me: They didn't.
"Really? How'd that go?"
"Great! He drank me under the table!"
Greg and Alan start eating their fresh kill, Greg starts at the head and Alan starts at the feet.
About 15 minutes into dinner Greg, eating the head still, asks the Alan how he is doing
Alan replies "I'm having a ball Greg."
Greg says "slow down your eating too fast."
Greg for short, Grego for medium.
Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .
Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender
Greg " that's not it ,chief "
And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand
" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .
Wife: for the last time Greg, the kids an I are never coming back. Stop calling us, please...
Husband: not much, what's up with you?
"Greg, stop doing acid"
... we have an entire religion based on a girl who REALLY stuck to her story.
\- Greg Giraldo
"We don't believe you"
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