The Best 6 Greenland Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Greenland jokes. There are some greenland lorena jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these greenland inuit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Greenland Jokes and Puns

As a Canadian, we have the best neighbour.

Thanks for being there for us Greenland.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

You call me a racist if you wish, but everything south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity that I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole...

Thank goodness I live in Greenland.

What is a stoner's favorite country?

Greenland

Why does Kim Jong-Un love Greenland?

Because it's got a Nuuk.

(For the unacquainted, the capital of Greenland is Nuuk.)


Greenlanders finally decided to participate in the Viking Lotto

They are inuit to win it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the greenland nations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working greenland denmark piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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