The Best 10 Greenhouse Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Greenhouse jokes. There are some greenhouse gardener jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these greenhouse allotment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Greenhouse Jokes and Puns
Cops raided my home and found some marijuana shrubs in my greenhouse. They asked me how it got there
I told them they were clearly planted there
2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds
What a waste of thyme!
The red house is made of red bricks. The blue house is made of blue bricks. What is the greenhouse made of?
Glass
Just been fined £500 for having a joint in my greenhouse.
I guess people in glass houses shouldn't get stoned.
The day after his wife moved out, a man built a greenhouse in his garden
Her last words before leaving had been "call me when you've grown a pear."
Did you hear about that greenhouse heist?
I've heard that cops planted evidence.
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in a greenhouse when Watson says "Is that an orange bush, Holmes?"
Holmes replies, "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"
What's worse than infected soil in the greenhouse?
A global warming denier in the White House.
What do you call a sunroom at a retirement home?
A greenhouse.
I like my women how I like the interior of my greenhouse
Under a glass ceiling
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the greenhouse squeegee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working greenhouse mold piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.