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16 greenhouse jokes and hilarious greenhouse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about greenhouse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Greenhouse Short Jokes

Short greenhouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The greenhouse humour may include short green thumb jokes also.

  1. They say people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Thankfully, I'm in a greenhouse, so I can throw all the stones I want.
  2. The red house is made of red bricks. The blue house is made of blue bricks. What is the greenhouse made of? Glass
  3. 2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!
  4. The day after his wife moved out, a man built a greenhouse in his garden Her last words before leaving had been "call me when you've grown a pear."
  5. Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in a greenhouse when Watson says "Is that an orange bush, Holmes?" Holmes replies, "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"
  6. What's worse than infected soil in the greenhouse? A global warming denier in the White House.
  7. Cops raided my home and found some m**... shrubs in my greenhouse. They asked me how it got there I told them they were clearly planted there
  8. Just been fined £500 for having a joint in my greenhouse. I guess people in glass houses shouldn't get s**....

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Greenhouse One Liners

Which greenhouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greenhouse? I can suggest the ones about garden and green fingers.

  1. Did you hear about that greenhouse heist? I've heard that cops planted evidence.
  2. What do you call a sunroom at a retirement home? A greenhouse.
  3. I like my women how I like the interior of my greenhouse Under a glass ceiling
  4. How do you make a green house? Green paint.
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  5. Why do feminists hate greenhouses? Because they hate being under the glass ceiling

Greenhouse joke, Why do feminists hate greenhouses?

Humorous Greenhouse Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about greenhouse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flower garden jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greenhouse pranks.

Greenhouse joke, I like my women how I like the interior of my greenhouse