The Best 3 Greengrocer Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Greengrocer jokes. There are some greengrocer supermarket jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these greengrocer grocer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Greengrocer Jokes and Puns

Old, but gold

A woman goes to the market.

She says to the greengrocer: "I would like to purchase a cucumber"

The vendor answers: "Buy two, so you can eat one"

A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh?

Vegetables

A nun goes to the greengrocer

A nun goes to the greengrocer, asking for a cucumber.
"Get 2" he says. "So you have one to eat"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the greengrocer vegetable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working greengrocer beet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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