Greengrocer Jokes
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Did you hear about the vandal who broke into the greengrocers to smash a single piece of fruit?
He got arrested for breaking a nectarine.
Old, but gold
A woman goes to the market.
She says to the greengrocer: "I would like to purchase a cucumber"
The vendor answers: "Buy two, so you can eat one"
A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh?
Vegetables
A shoplifter was caught in the toilets of a local greengrocers this morning.
He was trying to take a leek.
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