Greener Jokes

Funniest Greener Short Jokes

Short greener jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The greener humour may include short go green jokes also.

1. The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed
2. They say that "The grass is always greener on the other side". Especially true of roll on turf.
3. You hear about the quarterback who switched teams after being sacked 8 times?? The grass was greener on the other side of defense.
4. After the last few died of old age, the Christian Congregation decides to take on some younger ministers They're moving onto greener pastors
5. The grass is always greener on the other side. Since the light has to travel longer to reach your eyes, and more of the long-wavelength light is absorbed underway.
6. Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
   Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
7. My Mother use to tell me the grass is always greener on the other side of the Hill... So I visited.
   And found the man she was having an affair with.
8. I made a line of code that plays a song whilst making America greener I call it my Al-Gore-Rhythm
9. The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us.
10. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side.

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Greener One Liners

Which greener one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greener? I can suggest the ones about colour green and green minded.

1. Grass is green,
   trees are greener.
   When I think of you,
   I play with my wiener.
2. I just lost a grass growing competition. The grass was Greener in the other side
3. Why did cow cross the road? Because grass is always greener on the other side.
4. The grass is greener on the other side I forgot to water this half, I'm a bad gardener
5. Why is the grass greener in Ireland? Because they're all over here walking on ours.
6. The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
7. Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures? She couldn't find any mooovers.
8. The grass is always greener on the other side because its fertilized with b**....
9. The grass is always greener When its not my w**...
10. The grass is not always greener... until you walk into a bar.
    The. F*****. End.
11. Why did the greedy cow commit s**...? Cos the grass is always greener on the other side.

Grass Is Greener Jokes

Here is a list of funny grass is greener jokes and even better grass is greener puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Grass is greener on the other side!! Guy goes to Mexico to kill himself, spends a week doing blow and b**... h**.... Decides to keep living!
• They say, "the grass is greener on the other side..." That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my m**....

Ridiculous Greener Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about greener you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean healthier jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greener pranks.