Green Turtle Jokes
5 green turtle jokes and hilarious green turtle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about green turtle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Green Turtle Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good green turtle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A joke my 4 year old nephew made up. (It makes no sense, but still made me laugh.)
If the three legged turtle crosses the road what color is the rabbit?
Green! Because Space Jam was a good movie.
What do you call a blue-green turtle?
Turquoise!
A woman walks into a costume party, dressed as a turtle.
As part of the costume, another woman was painted green ND attached to her back.
At the party, someone asked the woman "Who's that on you're back?"
To which they responded "That's Michelle".
Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy are all golfing...
It's a par 5 and Moses hits his tee shot first and it lands in the fairway.
Jesus hits his tee shot also in the fairway but a little further than Moses's.
The old bearded guy steps up and shanks his tee shot way to the right. The ball bounces off a tree in to a pond where a turtle grabs the ball in his mouth spits it on to the green and a duck kicks it near the hole and a gust of wind puts the ball in the hole.
The old man starts walk toward the next hole like nothing happened when Moses says to Jesus angrily Jesus, I'm done golfing with your dad!
What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?
Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
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