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Green Onion Jokes

10 green onion jokes and hilarious green onion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about green onion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Green Onion Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good green onion joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying.

It turns out, they were rap scallions.

My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion.

But you can call me Rapscallion.

Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers...

Wrong sub.

You heard about the green onion who started a hip hop career?

He was a real rapscallion.

Why didn't the green onion enjoy the heavy metal concert?

He was more of a rap scallion.

What do you call a green onion that can bust a rhyme?

A rapscallion.

I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.

Curse those wrap-scallions!

What do you get when you cross Eminem with a green onion?

A rapscallion.

Sure, pizza is great with green peppers and onions but never forget...

Black Olives matter

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

"I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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