Green Olives Jokes
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My ex girlfriend was a beautiful woman...
... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.
So... there's a black olive and a green olive
and the green olive falls over. the black olive rushes over and asks, "are you all right?"
the green olive replies, "yeah, olive"
This sub is the best.
It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10
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GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a v**... and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead; He had to get up because there was still work to do.
I don't get why they make Green Arrow so violent.
It's like they want to ruin Oliver favorite superheroes
Sure, pizza is great with green peppers and onions but never forget...
Black Olives matter
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