The Best 13 Green Lantern Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Green Lantern jokes. There are some green lantern yellow orange jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these green lantern red puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Green Lantern Jokes and Puns

What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool.

Should Ryan Reynolds star as Gatsby in The Great Gatsby reboot?

I mean he has already been green lantern AND deadpool.

Green Lantern

That name has a nice ring to it

If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you pissed on him, would he become weak?

Either way, he'd be pissed

The studio is thinking of producing a remake for Green Lantern

They are waiting for the green light


BATMAN: These new iPhones are great!

WONDER WOMAN: I know right, it's so easy to stay in touch with each other.

FLASH: How come I didn't get one?

GREEN LANTERN: Sorry man, Apple doesn't run Flash.

**Infinity War spoiler**

Superman kills Batman while Green Lantern looks on…

Ryan Reynolds would have been great as Jay Gatsby.

After all, he's both Green Lantern and Deadpool.

what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween?

A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern.

Why was Green Lantern defeated by the cowardly man?

The man was a yellow belly.

'Deadpool' sequel already greenlit...

...the studio used their Green Lantern

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

A nerd was walking home from the comic book store and tripped over a green lantern.

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. "Three wishes, kid. You know the drill." The kid thought about it for only a second and said, "I want to be just like Batman." "No sweat," said the genie, "I'll be back for your two other wishes after I'm finished with your parents."

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