Green Lantern Jokes
21 green lantern jokes and hilarious green lantern puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about green lantern that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Green Lantern Short Jokes
Short green lantern jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The green lantern humour may include short lantern jokes also.
- What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern.
His least favorite?
Deadpool. - Should Ryan Reynolds star as Gatsby in The Great Gatsby reboot? I mean he has already been green lantern AND deadpool.
- The studio is thinking of producing a remake for Green Lantern They are waiting for the green light
- Ryan Reynolds would have been great as Jay Gatsby. After all, he's both Green Lantern and Deadpool.
- BATMAN: These new iPhones are great! WONDER WOMAN: I know right, it's so easy to stay in touch with each other.
FLASH: How come I didn't get one?
GREEN LANTERN: Sorry man, Apple doesn't run Flash. - What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief
- Tom Cruise might play Green Lantern. He'll probably insist on actually flying through space.
- If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you p**... on him, would he become weak? Either way, he'd be p**...
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Green Lantern One Liners
Which green lantern one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with green lantern? I can suggest the ones about green thumb and justice league.
- Green Lantern That name has a nice ring to it
- Why was Green Lantern defeated by the cowardly man? The man was a yellow belly.
- 'Deadpool' sequel already greenlit... ...the studio used their Green Lantern
- **Infinity War spoiler** Superman kills Batman while Green Lantern looks on…
- what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A p**... e-Jack-O'-Lantern.
- What's a green pumpkin used at Halloween? A p**... e jack-o lantern.
Howlingly Hilarious Green Lantern Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about green lantern you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean greener jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make green lantern pranks.
A nerd was walking home from the comic book store and tripped over a green lantern.
He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. "Three wishes, kid. You know the drill." The kid thought about it for only a second and said, "I want to be just like Batman." "No sweat," said the genie, "I'll be back for your two other wishes after I'm finished with your parents."