Green Grocer Jokes
4 green grocer jokes and hilarious green grocer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about green grocer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Green Grocer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good green grocer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man walks in to a green grocer's
"Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"
"No" interrupted the carrot.
A dispute between two vegans at green grocers shop turned violent when one of them started throwing a leaf vegetable with somewhat jagged leaves at the other! The second vegan responded by picking them up and hurling them back!
It was either kale or be kaled.
Why did the vegetarian turn down the job at the green grocers?
The celery was unacceptable!
If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger... would he be a Green Grocer?
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