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21 green beans jokes and hilarious green beans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about green beans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Green Beans Short Jokes

Short green beans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The green beans humour may include short green pea jokes also.

  1. I found a green vegetable in the shape of a clock. But I won't eat it. Not for the time bean
  2. What's the difference between a green bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $50 to see a green bean.
  3. She said she was stripping to feed her kids. Yet she got p**... at me when I stuck a can of green beans in her garter.

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Green Beans One Liners

Which green beans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with green beans? I can suggest the ones about chili beans and beans.

  1. Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!
  2. What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
  3. What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican? A green bean.
  4. What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean.
  5. Why did the green bean go to jail? He was disturbing the peas.
  6. What do you call a Mexican driving a Prius? A Green Bean!
  7. What do you call a Jealous Mexican? A Green Bean.
  8. Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans.
  9. What do you get when you cross green beans and one plate? Dr sews people
    LOL GET IT

Green Beans joke, What do you get when you cross green beans and one plate?

Cheerful Fun Green Beans Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about green beans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make green beans pranks.

Husband: Guests are coming tonight.

What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
* loud sound comes from the kitchen *
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.

Guy walks into the doctor's office...

A guy with green beans stuck in his ears goes to the doctor.
"Doc, ya gotta help me," he moans, "I feel terrible."
The doctor says, "Well I can tell just by looking at you, you're not eating right."

What did one green bean say to the other green bean?

"How ya bean?"
What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune?
"How ya dune?"
What did the green bean say to the sand dune?
"How ya bean dune?"

My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.

If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.

Green Beans joke, Why did the green bean go to jail?