green beans Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious green beans puns

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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Husband: Guests are coming tonight.

What's for dinner?

Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.

Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."

*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.

* loud sound comes from the kitchen *

Wife: Everything alright, honey?

Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.

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I found a green vegetable in the shape of a clock. But I won't eat it.

Not for the time bean

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What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.

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What's the difference between a green bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $50 to see a green bean.

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What did one green bean say to the other green bean?

"How ya bean?"

What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune?

"How ya dune?"

What did the green bean say to the sand dune?

"How ya bean dune?"

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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What do you call a Jealous Mexican?

A Green Bean.

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Guests are coming tonight

Husband: Guests are coming tonight. What's for dinner?

Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.

Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."

Guest arrives

Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.

loud sound comes from the kitchen

Wife: Everything alright, honey?

Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans

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What do you call a Mexican driving a Prius?

A Green Bean!

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What do you get when you cross green beans and one plate?

Dr sews people
LOL GET IT

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What's the difference between and green bean and a chickpea

I've never paid 200 bucks to have a green bean on my face.

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What are the most funny Green Beans jokes of all time ?

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