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To find inner peas!
What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
* loud sound comes from the kitchen *
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.
Yet she got pissed at me when I stuck a can of green beans in her garter.
The casse-role.
A guy with green beans stuck in his ears goes to the doctor.
"Doc, ya gotta help me," he moans, "I feel terrible."
The doctor says, "Well I can tell just by looking at you, you're not eating right."
A green bean.
Not for the time bean
I wouldn't pay $50 to see a green bean.
"How ya bean?"
What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune?
"How ya dune?"
What did the green bean say to the sand dune?
"How ya bean dune?"
A green bean.
If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.
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He was disturbing the peas.
A Green Bean.
A Green Bean!
Because he always spills the beans.
Dr sews people
LOL GET IT
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