To find inner peas!
What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
* loud sound comes from the kitchen *
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.
Not for the time bean
A green bean.
I wouldn't pay $50 to see a green bean.
A green bean.
"How ya bean?"
What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune?
"How ya dune?"
What did the green bean say to the sand dune?
"How ya bean dune?"
He was disturbing the peas.
Because he always spills the beans.
A Green Bean.
Husband: Guests are coming tonight. What's for dinner?
Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.
Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."
Guest arrives
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.
loud sound comes from the kitchen
Wife: Everything alright, honey?
Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans
A Green Bean!
Dr sews people
LOL GET IT
I've never paid 200 bucks to have a green bean on my face.
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