The Best 15 Green Bean Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Green Bean jokes. There are some green bean jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these green bean puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Green Bean Jokes and Puns

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Husband: Guests are coming tonight.

What's for dinner?

Wife:I am not well today, so there's only green beans.

Husband:No worry. I have an idea. When the guests arrives you'll welcome them and I'll go to the kitchen and drop one utensil and then you'll say "what happen" . Then I'll say "oh no!! I dropped the chicken " . Then again drop another utensil and say "I dropped the spaghetti. Now we only left with green beans."

*Guest arrives*
Wife: Welcome. Please make yourself comfortable.

* loud sound comes from the kitchen *

Wife: Everything alright, honey?

Husband: Sh**t. I dropped the beans.

She said she was stripping to feed her kids.

Yet she got pissed at me when I stuck a can of green beans in her garter.

Green Bean joke, She said she was stripping to feed her kids.

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?

The casse-role.

What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?

A green bean.


I found a green vegetable in the shape of a clock. But I won't eat it.

Not for the time bean

What's the difference between a green bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $50 to see a green bean.

Green Bean joke, What's the difference between a green bean and a chickpea?

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

My neighbors came around the neighborhood this morning with flyers complaining about how someone stole their delivered dinner from their front stoop last night.

If you ask me, it feels like an overreaction for some poorly seasoned vegetables, overcooked salmon, and the lemon-tinged green beans, all of which had already gone cold anyway.

What did one green bean say to the other green bean?

"How ya bean?"

What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune?

"How ya dune?"

What did the green bean say to the sand dune?

"How ya bean dune?"

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

You can explore green bean reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean green bean dad jokes. There are also green bean puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call a Jealous Mexican?

A Green Bean.

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What do you get when you cross green beans and one plate?

Dr sews people
LOL GET IT

What do you call a Mexican driving a Prius?

A Green Bean!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the green bean jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working green bean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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