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- My friend says he has the body of a Greek God... I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't greek
- I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
- My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue... Completely pale, no arms.
- There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
- Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.
- My wife said I look like a Greek god. Her actual words were "Put your clothes on, we're in a museum" but I know what she meant.
- I really wish people would start taking Covid more seriously... I don't wanna have to learn the entire Greek alphabet.
- Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse. Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here
- TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides. His original instructions were as follows: "Euclipides nuts."
- In Ancient Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-horse, half-human doctor. He was the Centaur for Disease Control.
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Greeks One Liners
Which greeks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greeks? I can suggest the ones about greek mythology and ancient greek.
- A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.
- The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt
- My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary
- I failed my Greek Mythology exam. It has always been my achilles' elbow
- My lack of Greek mythology knowledge has always been my Achilles elbow
- Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness It's my Achilles horse
- What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.
- My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God... I informed him Buddha was not Greek.
- Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
- Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores Thanks a lot, Herpules
- What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.
- I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel.
- Why does Bonnie Tyler only eat Greek Food? She's holding out for a gyro.
- I'm terrible at Greek mythology It's my Achilles horse
- When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default
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What funny jokes about greeks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alliance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greeks pranks.
So an Italian man and a Greek man we're arguing over which of their countries was the better one...
...and they eventually got to the topic of s**.... The Greek, feeling as though had would clearly win with his next point, stated very boldly, "Oh yea? Well, we Greeks invented the art of s**...!"
Without skipping a beat, the Italian replied, "True, but *we* invented s**... with women!"
I think that the Greeks were dyslexic...
...they thought it was a God-eat-God world!
Three Greeks and Three Turks are riding a train.
The Turks each buy one ticket, but the Greeks only buy one ticket total. The Turks are confused.
"How can you ride with one ticket?"
"Watch and you shall see."
The Greeks get on the train and pile into the bathroom. The Turks sit near the bathroom and observe. The conductor knocks on the door and says "Ticket please." The Greeks slide the ticket through the door.
The Turks think this is ingenious! They decide to try it, so on the ride back they buy only one ticket. But the Greeks don't buy any.
"How will you ride without any tickets?"
"Watch and you shall see."
They get on the train. The Turks pile into one bathroom, the Greeks into another. One Greek gets out of the bathroom, walks over to the bathroom the Turks are hiding in, and says:
"Ticket please."
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Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented s**..., a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women.
What do the Greeks sing while at sea?
ρ ρ ρ your boat, gently down the stream...
Greeks are not impressed with an international bailout scheme
Declaring it to be a Mickey Moussaka plan.
Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?
Because they took Pita on them
Why are the Greeks so in debt?
They demand credit for everything
An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over s**...
Greek: the Greeks invented s**... centuries before the Italians!
Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!
Why were the Greeks, Serbs and Croats not to keen on joining up with Bismarck?
They'd still be under a man named Otto.
What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?
A rho-man
What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?
Demeter.
What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy?
Euros!
Why do Greeks hate Halloween?
...it gives them the heebee-Thebes.
What do Greeks use to listen to music?
Spartify
Why are Greeks so strong?
They fight off debt everyday.
Long before the Turks invented condoms
The greeks invented s**....
And the italians thought it was so good, they introduced it to women
CUT TO THE PAST
Ian is a barber and one day after servicing a haircut, a customer instead of money, gives him a crystal sphere and Ian, not wanting to argue and especially liking the sphere, accepts it.
He presses the Sphere and suddenly he's transported to ancient Egypt with all the scissor and blades in hand.
The Greeks spot him and yell 'BarberIan'.
The Greeks invented threesomes
The Romans added the women
Why do greeks fly buisness?
Because they dont have an economy
The Grecian Gods vs the Greeks
Zeus and his human friend Spiro were watching a game of football, the gods versus the humans. Spiro looked around the pitch at all the players and then saw an absolute unit of a player, a half horse, half human professional. Spiro asked Zeus, Hey, who's that player over there? Zeus responded, That's our teams centaur-forward .
Why are a bunch of horses being sold better than the Greeks?
At least they have a stable economy.
The Greatest s**... Culture . . .
A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture.
Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum.
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."
The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ".
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented s**...!"
The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who included women."
The Greeks invented s**......
But the Romans added women. Then they kicked all the men out.
The Ancient Greeks invented s**....
The Ancient Romans discovered women.
Greeks invented s**...
And then Romans introduced women
"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"
"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
[Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common?
Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
The Greeks made a weapon that caught things on fire and could not be put out with water, it only made the flames bigger.
They called it Greece fire.
How did ancient Greeks keep tabs on their infants while they slept at night?
They used a baby minotaur.
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So, a Greek guy walks into a tailor's shop with a pair of trousers that were torn.
The tailor looks at them and asks, Euripides?
The man nods and asks, Eumenides?
What did the Greeks say after Constantinople was taken by the Turks?
What a load of Istanbull
Greeks invented s**...
The italians added women to it
An Italian and a Greek are hanging out
An Italian and a Greek are having an argument. Each is trying to one up the other.
Greek: Greeks do everything better than Italians. Did you know that Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek.
Italian: s**... too was invented by Greeks, but it was Italians that introduced women to it!
How did the Ancient Greeks pay for parking?
They put money in Demeter.
Ancient cultures had interesting and unique philosophies
For example, if you asked the question: What separates man from animals? You would get vastly different answers.
The Greeks would say Philosophy and Law
The Chinese would say Morals and Art
The Romans would say The Mediterranean and the Danube
