Greek Philosopher Jokes

Funniest Greek Philosopher Short Jokes

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1. Made this one up at work today. There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.
   His name was Popsicles.
2. What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get? A socra-tease
   Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
3. All the great Greek philosophers died as they lived... A long time ago, and probably in Greece
4. What did the Greek philosopher name his religious themed screen printing shop in France. Sacre' T's
5. Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno" I've never finished it for some reason.
6. Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"
7. A Greek philosopher's lecture on knowledge was really confusing and frustrating. Episteme off.
8. Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user.
9. TIL that when Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher, noticed a p**...'s son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said, "Careful, son. Don't hit your father."

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Greek Philosopher One Liners

Which greek philosopher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greek philosopher? I can suggest the ones about greek god and ancient greek.

1. What do you call a Greek philosopher who publishes his findings? Articles
2. What do you call a Greek philosopher who's skilled on the pitch? Soccerates.
3. What's the name of a lackluster Greek philosopher? Mediocrates
4. Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato
5. What do you call a Greek philosopher who won't move from the doorway? Obstacles.
6. I scared a Greek Philosopher by accident. No, I'm serious, he was pretty Aristartled
7. I hate Japanese Buddhists and Greek philosophers... I guess you could call me Zenophobic.
8. Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate? Play-Doh
9. Yo momma's so dumb... ...she thinks "t**..." is a Greek philosopher!

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