Greek Jokes

Funniest Greek Short Jokes

Short greek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The greek humour may include short greek mythology jokes also.

1. My friend says he has the body of a Greek God... I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek
2. I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
3. My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue... Completely pale, no arms.
4. There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
5. My wife said I look like a Greek god. Her actual words were "Put your clothes on, we're in a museum" but I know what she meant.
6. I really wish people would start taking Covid more seriously... I don't wanna have to learn the entire Greek alphabet.
7. Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse. Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here
8. TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides. His original instructions were as follows: "Euclipides nuts."
9. Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
   Everyone loses.
10. Why don't the Bulgarians, Greeks, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey.

Share These Greek Jokes With Friends

Greek One Liners

Which greek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greek? I can suggest the ones about greek food and greek yogurt.

1. A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.
2. The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt
3. My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary
4. My lack of Greek mythology knowledge has always been my achilles elbow
5. Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness It's my Achilles horse
6. What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.
7. Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
8. Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores Thanks a lot, Herpules
9. What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.
10. I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel.
11. Why does Bonnie Tyler only eat Greek Food? She's holding out for a gyro.
12. When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default
13. What do you call a greek goddess with no aim? Artemiss
14. What do Greek Cats say? μ.
15. What did the greek cow say? μ

Greek God Jokes

Here is a list of funny greek god jokes and even better greek god puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why don't Greek gods insult people anymore? Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.
• What do you call a Greek god who wants to lose weight? A Diety
• I've been told I have the body of a Greek God. Too bad it's Dionysus
• I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods... ...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
• Why was the Greek God Apollo named that? Because he was a chicken
• Isn't it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It's just named after that stuff on the ground.
  
• What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose? They Titan them.
• I told a girl I met online I had the body of a Greek God... I didn't let her know the God in question was Hephaestus...
• What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!
• Do you know who the Greek God of Parking is? Demeter

Ancient Greek Jokes

Here is a list of funny ancient greek jokes and even better ancient greek puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Made this one up at work today. There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.
  His name was Popsicles.
• I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course I failed because Greek mythology is my Achilles horse
• Christians say "Jesus" Ancient Greek women say "Hey Zeus"
• How did the Ancient Greeks pay for parking? They put money in Demeter.
• How did ancient Greeks keep tabs on their infants while they slept at night? They used a baby minotaur.
• [Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common? Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
• Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'
• How did the ancient Greek rabbit move around at night? He had a Hoplite.
• What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops? Demeter.
• Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates? His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"

Greek Mythology Jokes

Here is a list of funny greek mythology jokes and even better greek mythology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear the joke about the shield from Greek mythology? I would think so, it's been around for aegis.
• My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
• If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour
• What do you call a Greek mythology professor who speaks in rhymes? Dr. Zeus
• My Favorite Character From Greek Mythology is the Crazy Brother of Hercules... ... Testiclees.
  He was nuts.
• I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.
• I almost had a 4.0 at University. It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.
• I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit.
• [Possibly OC] Objectifying women has been going on since mythical times. For example, in Greek mythology, a female elf was called a Shelf.
• Who do Greek mythological dogs go to when their teeth need fixing? The Orthus-dontist.

Greek Food Jokes

Here is a list of funny greek food jokes and even better greek food puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
• I bought some Greek yogurt today It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money
• What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food? There goes my gyroooo
• "I don't like Greek food..." I looked to my friend and said "Why? What's wrong with it?"
  "They use way too much oil," he responded. "Way too greasy."
• I had Greek food for lunch today. Now I falafel.
• What's a Greek lawyer's favourite food? Sue-vlaki
• Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy

Laughable Greek Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about greek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ancient greek jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greek pranks.