Greek Jokes

• Short Greek Jokes
• Greek One Liners
• Greek God Of Jokes
• Greek God Jokes
• Ancient Greek Jokes
• Greek Mythology Jokes
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Best Short Greek Jokes

These are our top greek puns. Have fun with a good greek joke in English with simple greek humour.

1. My friend says he has the body of a Greek God... I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek
2. I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
3. My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue... Completely pale, no arms.
4. There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity. The river sticks
5. Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.
6. My wife said I look like a Greek god. Her actual words were "Put your clothes on, we're in a museum" but I know what she meant.
7. I really wish people would start taking Covid more seriously... I don't wanna have to learn the entire Greek alphabet.
8. Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse. Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here
9. TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides. His original instructions were as follows: "Euclipides nuts."
10. In Ancient Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-horse, half-human doctor. He was the Centaur for Disease Control.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these greek jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of greek puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Greek One Liners

Which greek dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greek?

1. A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.
2. The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt
3. My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary
4. I failed my Greek Mythology exam. It has always been my achilles' elbow
5. My lack of Greek mythology knowledge has always been my Achilles elbow
6. Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness It's my Achilles horse
7. What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.
8. My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God... I informed him Buddha was not Greek.
9. Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
10. Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores Thanks a lot, Herpules
11. What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.
12. I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel.
13. Why does Bonnie Tyler only eat Greek Food? She's holding out for a gyro.
14. I'm terrible at Greek mythology It's my Achilles horse
15. When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default

Greek God Of Jokes

Here is a list of funny greek god of jokes and even better greek god of puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why don't Greek gods insult people anymore? Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.
• What do you call a Greek god who wants to lose weight? A Diety
• I've been told I have the body of a Greek God. Too bad it's Dionysus
• I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods... ...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
• Why was the Greek God Apollo named that? Because he was a chicken
• Isn't it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It's just named after that stuff on the ground.
  
• What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose? They Titan them.
• My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
• My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
• I told a girl I met online I had the body of a Greek God... I didn't let her know the God in question was Hephaestus...

Greek God Jokes

Here is a list of funny greek god jokes and even better greek god puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!
• I think that the Greeks were dyslexic... ...they thought it was a God-eat-God world!
• Do you know who the Greek God of Parking is? Demeter
• What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader? Zeusless.
• What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!
• Which Greek god has to resurrect every time he's been ice skating? Dionysus.
• What did the Greek god Apollo tell his sister when she asked where the Cyclops was? Over there. He's "Hartemis".
• What was the name of the Greek hero that was punished by the gods for gluttony? Diabetes.
• What do you do if you're the Greek god of the sea and all of your friends are swimming but you can't swim? Poseidon't
• Who's the sorriest god from Greek mythology? Apollo.
  Because he's always apollogizing

Ancient Greek Jokes

Here is a list of funny ancient greek jokes and even better ancient greek puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Made this one up at work today. There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.
  His name was Popsicles.
• I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course I failed because Greek mythology is my Achilles horse
• Christians say "Jesus" Ancient Greek women say "Hey Zeus"
• How did the Ancient Greeks pay for parking? They put money in Demeter.
• I learned that the vasectomy was invented by the Ancient Greek physician Euclipides. Euclipides nuts.
• How did ancient Greeks keep tabs on their infants while they slept at night? They used a baby minotaur.
• [Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common? Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
• Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'
• How did the ancient Greek rabbit move around at night? He had a Hoplite.
• What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops? Demeter.

Greek Mythology Jokes

Here is a list of funny greek mythology jokes and even better greek mythology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Who is the most attractive Greek mythological figure? I don't know about you, but Medusa always gets me rock hard.
• My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!
• Did you hear the joke about the shield from Greek mythology? I would think so, it's been around for aegis.
• My poor knowledge of Greek mythology... ...has always been my Achilles' elbow.
• My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
• If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour
• What do you call a Greek mythology professor who speaks in rhymes? Dr. Zeus
• In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.
  He was a big believer in herd immunity.
• I'm bad at Greek mythology. It's my Achilles' elbow.
• My Favorite Character From Greek Mythology is the Crazy Brother of Hercules... ... Testiclees.
  He was nuts.

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