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Therefore, I'm your mother.
A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn. So who pays the tab?
A German.
The German.
Never leave your buddy's behind.
Socrates beloved dog died. He went to his Greek priest and asked if he could arrange a regular church service for his dearly departed. The priest was outraged and berated the parishioner for suggesting his dog receive holy services. Dismayed, Socrates turned away mumbling, 'Now what am I to do with the five thousand Euros we saved for the serviced?' 'Good Lord, my son, come back; why didn't you say he was Orthodox?'
...I think I'm a hummusexual.
So Angela Merkel decides to try to shore up some Euro solidarity by taking a vacation in Greece. When she gets to the border crossing, the guard looks over her papers and asks her "occupation?" "No," she replies, "just a vacation this time."
...and they eventually got to the topic of sex. The Greek, feeling as though had would clearly win with his next point, stated very boldly, "Oh yea? Well, we Greeks invented the art of sex!"
Without skipping a beat, the Italian replied, "True, but *we* invented sex with women!"
he Greek says "We built the Parthenon." the Italian says "We build the Colosseum." The Greek says "We came up with advanced Mathematics" The Italian says "We made the Roman Empire." The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. "We invented sex." The Italian replies "True, true, I can't argue with that, but we thought of having it with women."
"Troy." he said, suddenly.
"I am." I replied. "Give me a minute"
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
"I want to break three."
(Don't think it's been posted before,recieved it in an email and thought it was worth sharing.)
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One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.
I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
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The Greek says "We built the Parthenon". The Roman says "Ah, but we built the Colosseum". The Greek responds "We invented democracy" and the Roman says "Yes, but we founded the great Roman Empire". Finally, the Greek says "We invented sex". The Roman replies "That's true, but we're the ones who thought of having it with women."
With a crow bar.
A gyroscope.
It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
Everyone loses.
Ο Ο Ο your boat, gently down the stream...
The Greek Says
"You know, we invented sex."
Then the Italian turn's and looks at him.
"Well we brought women into it."
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Danke schΓΆn.
Germany.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
They demand credit for everything
Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.
thanks, Mike!
Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians!
Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!
now I falafel.
I informed him Buddha was not Greek.
Zoos
I'll give you a mini-tour
A socra-tease
Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
It's derived from "poly", the Greek word for "many", and "tics", a blood sucking parasite.
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"
The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and
Then Greek Says: "We invented sex" The Italian says:"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
Because they don't like Turkey.
Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.
Ο± Ο± Ο± your boat
Oedipus.
Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek
β¦but try telling that to the receptionist at the health clubβ¦
A long time ago, and probably in Greece
Too bad I'm a freek
Artemiss
A Diety
Because he was a chicken
You can't mix Greek and Latin roots.
It's either Multiamory or Polyphilia.
Completely pale, no arms.
Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.
It was my Achille's elbow
The river sticks
The Romans added the women
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter Β΅ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
Because they dont have an economy
He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.
Too bad it's Dionysus
It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture.
Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum.
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."
The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ".
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who included women."
One such customer, fed up and covered in wounds, told the hairdresser off.
The hairdresser snapped back, "Hey buddy, show some appreciation! You only paid $5 for this haircut, and I've already used $10 worth of bandages!"
\- From "Philogelos", an ancient Greek joke book dated to around 200 AD.
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I don't know about you, but Medusa always gets me rock hard.
I laid my eyes on Medusa. Been rock hard ever since.
And then Romans introduced women
He was the Centaur for Disease Control.
It's my Achilles horse
Sacre' T's
Soccerates.
Popsicles
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
It's just named after that stuff on the ground.
(Norm MacDonald)
I've never finished it for some reason.
It's my Achilles horse
It has always been my Achilles' elbow
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