The Best 28 Greek God Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Greek God jokes. There are some greek god gods jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Greek God Jokes and Puns

My friend says he has the body of a Greek God...

I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God...

I informed him Buddha was not Greek.

Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores

Thanks a lot, Herpules

What is the name of the Greek god of sexually transmitted diseases?

Herpes (badumm tss)


Why don't Greek gods insult people anymore?

Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.

What do you call a Greek god who wants to lose weight?

A Diety

I've been told I have the body of a Greek God.

Too bad it's Dionysus

Why was the Greek God Apollo named that?

Because he was a chicken

Isn't it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth?

It's just named after that stuff on the ground.

What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose?

They Titan them.

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

Q: Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens weren't around yet.

Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

I told a girl I met online I had the body of a Greek God...

I didn't let her know the God in question was Hephaestus...

I think that the Greeks were dyslexic...

...they thought it was a God-eat-God world!

The Grecian Gods vs the Greeks

Zeus and his human friend Spiro were watching a game of football, the gods versus the humans. Spiro looked around the pitch at all the players and then saw an absolute unit of a player, a half horse, half human professional. Spiro asked Zeus, Hey, who's that player over there? Zeus responded, That's our teams centaur-forward .

Do you know who the Greek God of Parking is?

Demeter


What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader?

Zeusless.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Which Greek god has to resurrect every time he's been ice skating?

Dionysus.

What did the Greek god Apollo tell his sister when she asked where the Cyclops was?

Over there. He's "Hartemis".

What was the name of the Greek hero that was punished by the gods for gluttony?

Diabetes.

What do you do if you're the Greek god of the sea and all of your friends are swimming but you can't swim?

Poseidon't

Who's the sorriest god from Greek mythology?

Apollo.
Because he's always apollogizing

What's the difference

between a novelty act by a winged Greek god and the blonde who just cut me off in traffic?

The novelty act is a "Cupid stunt."

Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music!

H80s

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