Greek God Jokes

Funniest Greek God Short Jokes

Short greek god jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The greek god humour may include short greek mythology jokes also.

1. My friend says he has the body of a Greek God... I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't greek
2. My wife said I look like a Greek god. Her actual words were "Put your clothes on, we're in a museum" but I know what she meant.
3. I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods... ...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
4. Isn't it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It's just named after that stuff on the ground.
   
5. I told a girl I met online I had the body of a Greek God... I didn't let her know the God in question was Hephaestus...
6. What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!
7. What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods? It was all a myth-take!
8. What did the Greek god Apollo tell his sister when she asked where the Cyclops was? Over there. He's "Hartemis".
9. What do you do if you're the Greek god of the sea and all of your friends are swimming but you can't swim? Poseidon't
10. What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? "hey zeus!"

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Greek God One Liners

Which greek god one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greek god? I can suggest the ones about greek philosopher and ancient greek.

1. Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos
2. Dated a Greek god, now I have cold sores Thanks a lot, Herpules
3. Why don't Greek gods insult people anymore? Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.
4. What do you call a Greek god who wants to lose weight? A Diety
5. I've been told I have the body of a Greek God. Too bad it's Dionysus
6. Why was the Greek God Apollo named that? Because he was a chicken
7. What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose? They Titan them.
8. Do you know who the Greek God of Parking is? Demeter
9. What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader? Zeusless.
10. Which Greek god has to resurrect every time he's been ice skating? Dionysus.
11. What was the name of the Greek hero that was punished by the gods for gluttony? Diabetes.
12. Who's the sorriest god from Greek mythology? Apollo.
    Because he's always apollogizing
13. Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s
14. Which of the Greek gods gets the most girls? Pusseidon.
15. Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party? Ares.

Comedy Greek God Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about greek god you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean egyptian god jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greek god pranks.