Greek Food Jokes
18 greek food jokes and hilarious greek food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about greek food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Greek Food Short Jokes
Short greek food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The greek food humour may include short greek yogurt jokes also.
- My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
- I bought some Greek yogurt today It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money
- "I don't like Greek food..." I looked to my friend and said "Why? What's wrong with it?"
"They use way too much oil," he responded. "Way too greasy."
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Greek Food One Liners
Which greek food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greek food? I can suggest the ones about italian food and jewish food.
- I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel.
- Why does Bonnie Tyler only eat Greek Food? She's holding out for a gyro.
- What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food? There goes my gyroooo
- I had Greek food for lunch today. Now I falafel.
- What's a Greek lawyer's favourite food? Sue-vlaki
- Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy
Greek Food Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about greek food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greek food pranks.
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Since we're doing translated jokes: here's a Greek one my father used to tell
An old man had a donkey that helped him with his daily duties. As the times got harder, the old man realized that he needed to do something about his financial situation. He had the idea to gradually reduce the amount of food he gave to the donkey.
Every day the meals of the donkey got smaller and smaller. A month has passed and the old man stopped feeding the donkey entirely. The poor animal died obviously.
Upon finding the dead donkey the old man exclaimed regretfully: "What terrible luck, as soon as that a**... learned not to need any food it died!".
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An Irishman, an American, a Jew and a Greek all die...
When they get to Heaven, they're given the chance to go back to Earth and give it one more shot.
"But whatever sin you committed most in life, you must not even think once of committing it again," they're told, "Or you'll be right back up here."
All four end up together back on Earth, and start walking down the street, talking about the experience and what they think their worst sin was.
They pass a bar. The Irishman looks in, gets a greedy look on his face, and *p**...* disappears.
They pass a fast food restaurant. The American looks in, starts drooling, and *p**...* he disappears, too.
The Jew and the Greek keep walking, joking at their friends' foolishness. The Jew sees a dollar bill lying on the street. He bends over to pick it up, and ...
*p**...* they both disappear.
So a Greek, Frenchman and Italian strand on an island
So after a while being stuck they decide to search for food.
Suddenly a tribe comes out of nowhere and took them as captive.
The tribe decided to interrogate them.
So the tribe decides to interrogate the Greek as first, after 1 hour the Greek comes out without feet.
He told everything after they cut his feet off.
Then they decided to interrogate the Frenchman, after 2 hours the Frenchman comes back without an ear.
The Frenchman told the tribe everything after the tribe cut his ear off.
At last the tribe decides to interrogate the Italian, after 20 hours the Italian came back without telling the tribe anything.
Impressed, the Greek asked why the Italian did not tell the tribe anything, the Italian said:
"I wanted to but they cut off my hands"!