Greed Jokes
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There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...
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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.
To desire more is greed.
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A greedy man, a r**..., and an alcoholic...
A greedy man, a r**..., and an alcoholic meet a genie. The genie says to them, "If you can resist your urges I will grant you each one wish. But should you fail, you will disappear" The three men agreed and tried to go a full day without alcohol, r**..., and theft. The alcoholic's wife leaves him so he takes a drink, then he disappears. Later the greedy man is on the bus and a lady drops a dollar. The man bends down to keep it, and the r**... disappears.
Medieval Minstrels were the first victims of EA's corporate greed
They could only access their instruments by opening Lute Boxes
Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed.
Nearly everything that company does is selfish.
The Stanley Cup final will feature a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed, and deceit...
Against Las Vegas.
You shouldn't worry about headaches
I mean, it's all in your head.
The priest said that my father would not get into heaven because greed had consumed his life.
But it's okay, he told me that if I donated my entire inheritance that he could probably work something out.
A greedy lawyer walks into a bar
Sorry. I didn't mean to be redundant.
Socialism says "From each according to ability, to each according to need."
Capitalism says "From each according to ability to pay, to each according to greed."
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