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But hey ho
The German.
Kermit in a blender.
So Angela Merkel decides to try to shore up some Euro solidarity by taking a vacation in Greece. When she gets to the border crossing, the guard looks over her papers and asks her "occupation?" "No," she replies, "just a vacation this time."
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace!
he Greek says "We built the Parthenon." the Italian says "We build the Colosseum." The Greek says "We came up with advanced Mathematics" The Italian says "We made the Roman Empire." The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. "We invented sex." The Italian replies "True, true, I can't argue with that, but we thought of having it with women."
A greedy man, a rapist, and an alcoholic meet a genie. The genie says to them, "If you can resist your urges I will grant you each one wish. But should you fail, you will disappear" The three men agreed and tried to go a full day without alcohol, rape, and theft. The alcoholic's wife leaves him so he takes a drink, then he disappears. Later the greedy man is on the bus and a lady drops a dollar. The man bends down to keep it, and the rapist disappears.
Irish pride
Elvis Parsley
Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ' Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? '
Rebecca says 'Yes, how did you know?'
So the doctor said 'Tell him his earrings are not gold'
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a tractor.
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Syphilis
...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand.
Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant.
The Greek says "We built the Parthenon". The Roman says "Ah, but we built the Colosseum". The Greek responds "We invented democracy" and the Roman says "Yes, but we founded the great Roman Empire". Finally, the Greek says "We invented sex". The Roman replies "That's true, but we're the ones who thought of having it with women."
A father and son are walking through a park when the kid asks his dad "dad, why do they say gardeners have green thumbs? they're not green!" The father replies "oh, it's just a saying son... like when some one is caught stealing, we say they have been caught red handed, even though their hands are actually black."
*BUDUMM PAA*
Taken from some random (and clearly Racist) Newspapaer
With a crow bar.
Kermit the frog's finger
An alligator.
A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)
It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
Everyone loses.
Ο Ο Ο your boat, gently down the stream...
The Greek Says
"You know, we invented sex."
Then the Italian turn's and looks at him.
"Well we brought women into it."
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But do they have a happy hour?
Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?
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Danke schΓΆn.
Its just not as rich as it was before
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
They demand credit for everything
Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels.
Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite.
To find inner peas!
Kermit's fingers
Paddy O'Furniture.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
A frog in a mixer.
That name has a nice ring to it
A pool table
They're calling it columbrine
A garbage truck
Light green
Because they don't like Turkey.
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
A snooker table
Gluten Tag
Turns out it wasn't a very good ice breaker
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
He freaked out. Not so much because of my appearance, more because I knew where he lived.
Kermit's finger
Kerbin Dioxide
Because he was a chicken
A frog in a blender
Wait until they are ripe!
* I'm either really tired, or this is so stupid it's hilarious
A watermelon!
Now,
What's green on the outside, red on the inside, has watermelon seeds, and isn't a watermelon?
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Half a watermelon.
That's my dad's favorite joke.
No, a red one.
No, blue.
No wait, a pink one.
Cool.
Never mind, I'm keeping it!
Then you have Kermit the Frog's undivided attention
Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.
Light Green
I like it better than blue and yellow combined.
"What's up with them?" he asks.
"Oh, that's scylla and charybdis."
"Are they usually this angry?"
"Yeah, but they're not violent. Just don't get between them."
A snooker table.
BREATHE YOU IDIOT
The river sticks
Because bullets cost money.
The Romans added the women
Hi Jean
Because they dont have an economy
Light green.
The Hulk's undivided attention.
A pool table
A frog in a blender
Ugly.
They're my grains
And then Romans introduced women
Because it didn't habanero.
A pool table.
A frog in a blender
It didn't habanero....
A pool table.!!
Sacre' T's
It's grass, I lied about the wheels.
A Boy Sprout
A frog in a blender.
This joke brought to you by one of my first grade students who loudly shared it at lunch this week.
Kermit the Frog's finger
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