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I don't usually greet working girls
But hey h**...
A Greek, an Irishman and a portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab?
The German.
What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch.
Kermit in a blender.
Greek/German joke I heard recently
So Angela Merkel decides to try to shore up some Euro solidarity by taking a vacation in Greece. When she gets to the border crossing, the guard looks over her papers and asks her "occupation?" "No," she replies, "just a vacation this time."
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
What's green and flies over Germany ?
Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace!
A Greek and an Italian are arguing over whose culture is superior.
he Greek says "We built the Parthenon." the Italian says "We build the Colosseum." The Greek says "We came up with advanced Mathematics" The Italian says "We made the Roman Empire." The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. "We invented s**...." The Italian replies "True, true, I can't argue with that, but we thought of having it with women."
A greedy man, a r**..., and an alcoholic...
A greedy man, a r**..., and an alcoholic meet a genie. The genie says to them, "If you can resist your urges I will grant you each one wish. But should you fail, you will disappear" The three men agreed and tried to go a full day without alcohol, r**..., and theft. The alcoholic's wife leaves him so he takes a drink, then he disappears. Later the greedy man is on the bus and a lady drops a dollar. The man bends down to keep it, and the r**... disappears.
What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?
Irish pride
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley
Green Spots
Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ' Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? '
Rebecca says 'Yes, how did you know?'
So the doctor said 'Tell him his earrings are not gold'
what is green and, if stuck between your teeth, will kill you?
a tractor.
What did the greek cow say?
μ
What is green and eats nuts?
s**...
What do you have....
...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand.
Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant.
A Greek and a Roman are arguing about who has the superior culture.
The Greek says "We built the Parthenon". The Roman says "Ah, but we built the Colosseum". The Greek responds "We invented democracy" and the Roman says "Yes, but we founded the great Roman Empire". Finally, the Greek says "We invented s**...". The Roman replies "That's true, but we're the ones who thought of having it with women."
Green Thumbs
A father and son are walking through a park when the kid asks his dad "dad, why do they say gardeners have green thumbs? they're not green!" The father replies "oh, it's just a saying son... like when some one is caught stealing, we say they have been caught red handed, even though their hands are actually black."
*BUDUMM PAA*
Taken from some random (and clearly Racist) Newspapaer
How do the greek separate the men from the boys?
With a crow bar.
What is green and smells like a pig?
Kermit the frog's finger
What's green and bad for your eyes?
An alligator.
What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on to you from a tree in the jungle?
A snooker table. (Courtesy of Leigh Hart on the Alternative Commentary Collective during the New Zealand v South Africa Cricket World Cup semi-final)
Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly?
It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank.
Everyone loses.
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Gree One Liners
Which gree one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gree? I can suggest the ones about degree and pork.
- I don't think insulting a "gree" is nice... So if you dissagree you'll catch these hands
