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I have an axe that was once owned by George Washington.
My great-great grandfather had to replace the handle. And my grandfather had to replace the blade, but it's Washington's axe.
You know, living through these tumultuous times politically reminds of a saying my great-great grandfather always use to say...
(*Insert racial pejorative here*)
found a very old photo my great-great grandfather took in 1874
in the photo he was wearing a tall black hat.
i took the photo to the local restoration shop and asked if they could restore it. "no problem" said the assistant.
"is it possible you could take his hat off? because he looked better without it."
"no problem, the photo will be ready saturday" said the assistant
"by the way, did your grandfather have his hair parted on the right or left side?" asked the assistant
"i don't know" i repllied, "but you will find out when you take his hat off"
I went for a walk through Memory Lane today.
I found some boxes in my closet. In it were old family relics. My great-great grandfather's World War One helmet was the first thing I saw. There was also my grandmother's surgical gear when she was a nurse in the local hospital, and countless heirlooms I can't possibly list all of which.
Then, I got to the one that sparked the most memories: My grandfather's collecting hobby.
Every day since January 1st, 1949, he collected ties with funny designs and wore them to work. Some had cats, or snakes or airplanes. He had close to 100 by the time he died several years ago. I remember as a kid how much I loved them, he had stories of what happened to him while.he wore those ties. He had an awesome memory and was good at telling stories.
When he passed, he left them to me. I couldn't keep all 100, and I also gave some to my cousins, but I decided to keep the ties that were his absolute favorites: his chicken pattern ties.
One day, he wore his first chicken tie when he met my grandmother. From then, he collected more chicken ties to remind him of her. I wear them every now and again, as well.
Thanks for reading this. I like to talk about them, but all my friends act weird when I tell them about my granddad's Hen Tie collection.
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