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Funniest Greatest Strength Short Jokes

Short greatest strength jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The greatest strength humour may include short my greatest strength jokes also.

  1. what would you say is your greatest strength i have strong hindsight
    that wont help us much
    i see that now
  2. Greatest Strength Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest strength?
    Applicant: Yes.
    Interviewer: What?
    Applicant: Sorry, I thought you asked if I was listening.
  3. A man is in a job interview.. "So it says here that you consider your memory to be one of your greatest strengths?"
    "Absolutely."
    "Could you give me an example of that?"
    "An example of what?"
  4. A pencil stands face to face against his nemesis, Paper. Will our hero find the strength he needs to overcome his greatest foe?! 2B continued...
  5. An ex-barman has an interview ...to become a teacher.
    "What's the greatest strength you can bring to the children?"
    "About 60%"
  6. Interviewer: What is your greatest strength? Me: I'm very determined.
    Interviewer: OK, we'll call you when we make our decision.
    Me: Great! I'll just wait here then.
  7. Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Man: I can do math really fast
    Interviewer: What's 12 × 7
    Man: 54
    Interviewer: That's not even close
    Man: Yes, but it was fast.
  8. I had another job interview today. The interviewer said, What would you say your greatest weakness is?
    I said, I think I'd have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength.
  9. [Job interview #2] Interviewer: And what would you say is your greatest strength?
    Me: Yes
    Interviewer: What?
    Me: Sorry, I thought you asked if I was listening
  10. "And the last question", the interviewer asked the candidate, "what's your greatest strength?" "Patience".
    "Thank you, that's all. You can leave now, we'll call you later."
    "I'll wait here".

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Greatest Strength One Liners

Which greatest strength one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with greatest strength? I can suggest the ones about strongest and greatest.

  1. "What is your greatest strength"? Brevity.
  2. What is Bond's greatest strength? Maturity.
  3. My 3 greatest strengths are: The calculator, the ruler and the eraser.

My Greatest Strength Jokes

Here is a list of funny my greatest strength jokes and even better my greatest strength puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • [Grammar Police Job Interview] Interviewer: "What is you're greatest strength?"
    Candidate: " **Your** "
    Interviewer: "When can you start?!"

Greatest Strength Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about greatest strength you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean world greatest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make greatest strength pranks.

I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they'd mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady.

She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.
Well, weaknesses... he said I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality
"And your greatest strength? She asked.
Oh, I'm the Batman

Trump, Putin and Merkel are taking a walk along the Hamburg harbour...

...during the G20 summit. In an attempt to show off the technology and military strength of his country, Trump brags: "Our submarines are the best. The greatest. They're huge. They can stay underwater for 1 month without surfacing!"
Putin just shrugs and grumbles, "Is nothing. Russian submarine technology make for 5 months under water..."
Just as Merkel is about to say her piece on the matter, the three of them are startled by the water next to them bubbling and splashing as they see a big submarine emerge from the depths. With loud squealing the top hatch opens, a man climbs out and shouts: "Heil h**..., wir brauchen Diesel!"

A professor turned up to the class with two rats in a cage..

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went... on with the professor changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
Professor said:
This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:-

"Sir, why don't you change the female rat....?
She may be his wife!!"