The Best 48 Greater Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Greater jokes. There are some greater significant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Greater Jokes and Puns

Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?

Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.

Thanos' finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared.

Apparently only DC movies can do that.

Yo mamma conforms to Planck's law -

the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.

When is 99 greater than 100?

When entered on a microwave.

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Free Palestine!

With purchase of equal or greater value.

In order to promote progress I think the next session of congress should be sent to the moon.

I just feel that they would make a greater impact.

Surgeon's joke.

There used to be a rule that in order to get into anesthesia, applicants had to have an IQ greater than their body temp. For a while they couldn't get any new anesthesia trainees because nobody would pass.

Then they decided to switch from farenheit to celsius, and now there's a lot of them.

Greater joke, Surgeon's joke.

My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese

I told her she's greater

So a Math Major goes in for a job interview...

.... and when he does the man interviewing him asks him to tell him about himself.

The Math Major stuttered and didn't really know how to respond so the man says "tell me about yourself, give me any qualities."

So the Math Major immediately replies "greater than, less than, or equal to."

Obama calls for greater truck control laws.

Apparently the the truck in France had a fully automatic transmission.

Why is faith greater than science?

Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together.

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Your dad's so dense...

Your dad's so dense, he has an escape velocity greater than the speed of light.

With great power comes

Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

I finally figured out where all my weight is coming from!

My shampoo, which runs down my body as I rinse my hair, advertises greater volume and body. Think I'll start washing my hair with dish washing soap; it says it dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.

I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory.

I am now the greater grater grader.

Why did the Economist cross the road?

Because Marginal Benefit (MB) was greater than Marginal Cost (MC)

Greater joke, Why did the Economist cross the road?

Two Russians..

..discussed who was the greater man, Comrade Stalin or President Hoover.

Hoover taught the Americans not to drink, says one.

Yes, replies the other, but Stalin taught the Russians not to eat.

I've always wondered, which Russian state position has greater power, between being a PM and a President...

Turns out, it's whichever one the PUTIN currently holds.

I just got offered a new position at work that I need to consider.

I got called into my boss's office for standing around too much at work. He said "please take a seat."

I told him I'll have to think about it. While it gives me a lower profile in the company, I'll have a greater comfort level in what I'm doing.

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy:

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

A man reached the top of the mountain and tells the sage atop it I seek one greater than the meaning of life itself.

The sage replies 43.

When is 99 greater than a 100?

on a microwave

What's the similarity between sex and the universe?

Both are great, but greater with midgets.

There is a sport greater than Javelin

Discus.

A husband and wife are talking, and the husband asks:

"You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?" Wife - "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Husband - "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Wife - "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"Β 

Albert Einstein and Charlie Chaplin meet...

ALBERT EINSTEIN:- What I admire most about your art, is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet ... ...Β CHARLIE CHAPLIN:- It's true, but your fame is even greater! The world admires you, when nobody understands you!

Greater joke, Albert Einstein and Charlie Chaplin meet...

I gave my blind frend a cheese greater for his birthday

They said it was the most violent thing he has read in a long time

So apparently I'm wife beaters kind of guy

Their sleeveless design really gives my arms greater range of motion and cooling than you expect with most shirts.

What cheese is greater than all others?

Shredded cheese

Why did the cuisine chef buy more shares in the restaurant?

He wanted a greater steak in the place..
I'll go home now..

What is better than Cheese?

A Cheese Greater.

You should buy a lottery ticket.

Because you got greater chances of winning than getting laid.

Dad Joke

My dad - who was a chef - always referred to the cheese knife as "the lesser implement". Once I was going to ask him "Dad, what's the greater implement?" but I just stopped myself in time.

Thanos's snap in infinity war would've had a greater impact if marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn't there,

But apparently only DC movies can do that.

A student asked a teacher, "What does a pH greater than 7 mean?"

The teacher replied, "It's basic chemistry "

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because she knew she wasn't greater than or less than anyone else.

"Two halves are always the same size", the math teacher said.

"But the greater half of you just won't understand."

Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests

Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.

Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?

Because it had greater plans.

Breaking news: Anti-US terrorist organizations announce their merger and ceasing of attacks.

They are apparently rebranding as gender reveal party organizers for greater effectiveness.

A man is praying to God and asks "God, how is it you created all this in 7 days?"

God replied, "well, you see time is different for you and me. A million years in human time is only a second in time for me. I created everything in 7 days my time, not yours, so the time frame is much greater than interpreted."

"Oh my God, that is ncredible!" the man exclaimed. "So what, like a penny to you is a million dollars for us?"

"Um, yeah, kinda. Something like that...." God says

"Well, in that case, can I just have a penny, God?" The man shoots his shot

"Sure" God agrees, much to the surprise of the man. "Just gimme a second to find it...."

A goat walks into a bar

The bartender says, "eh, I've seen greater."

I imagine doing a massive shit is a lot like giving birth;

You push and strain really hard, feel happy when it finally comes out, and then there's no greater pleasure then admiring and holding it for the first very first time.

What do you call music that has a pH greater than 7?

Base-boosted.

My son kept chewing on electrical cables so I finally had to ground him

Of course he denied the charge first, but later I found him coiled up in his room.

He's conducting himself better now, so I think that worked out.

Well that's the current situation anyways, but there's definitely potential for greater resistance.

Some days I just feel like I don't have the capacity for raising kids.

He can be a real live wire sometimes.

I recently took a trip to learn more about Greek culture and to gain a greater appreciation of their amazing works of art and architecture.

The British museum is a really cool place.

A man goes to ask the great guru, "Which is better, large breasts or small breasts?"

The great guru asks him "How much money do you have in bills in your wallet?"

The man quickly counts the money. "Thirty dollars."

"And if you had thirty dollars in coins," said the guru, "which would have the greater mass- the coins or the bills?"

"The coins of course."

"But which would have the greater value?"

At this moment, the man was enlightened.

Newton said "The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"

Yet here I am. Still single.

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